Using Sexual Qualification on Tinder
This is a pretty damn hott 17 year old lol
me: I want to meet you!
her: Hahaha but you don't even know me
me: Haha I know! For all I know you're crazy and hate puppies
her: I am and I do
me: Ahha and you probably are like a sexual predator. I wouldn't want you to take advantage of me
her: You're right you should be scared
her: All 5 foot 2 of me
me: Oh you're only 5'2. You're a little baby. I think I could hold you off me
her: Stooooop I know I'm short
me: Haha but you'd make me feel hyoooooogeeeee so I guess it's okay
her: How big are you (blushing face0
her: That sounded bad I meant height
me: Haha I knew you were a sexual predator ;)
me: I'm 5'10
her: Ur not thaaaat huge
me: Yah but I usually date like really tall girls sooooooo
me: I would feed BIG
her: ohh yah
me: Yes.
her: You would
me: Yah I don't know if you could handle me
her: I'm sure Id manage ;)
me: That will have to be seen. Time to take this off tinder, what's your number
her: Good line
her: number
Maaan how do you get matches with 17 year old girls? I'm 18 and tinder only matches me with 18+ girls which sucks cuz i also look hella young in pictures, although girls think im 20 irl.
I wish i could get more matches so i could try this shit out, so far i only got a few matches that live too far away. What's your strategy after you get her number?
Well in her description it says "Actaully 17"
Usually I do more screening
me: Yo it's Patrick! I have to do the mandatory fb creep. What's your last name
then i'll check her out on fb and add her. I'll wait a while and mesage her back, sometimes draw some stuff up based on her fb profile.
me: Alright so when are you taking me out for drinks?
her: Oh so I'm the one taking you out? Alright
me: Yeah, I don't drink that much so it wil be super easy for you to get me drunk then who knows what could happen (credit MW)