Laid: Girl by my old elementary school. Text up to the date.
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 06:11
Hey dudes, Haven't posted one of these in a while since I've been on vacation the last lil bit and haven't been going for day 2's. I got the smack down from Manwhore in my first few texts to this girl by being too out there. Not enough humor grounded in reality. I forgot about the number for a few days and hit it back up. Decided I'd try to bang her before I went to the club. Banged her by my old elementary school after playing 4 square. ;b. At the club by 11:00. Highly recommended for anyone with too many bomb fuck buddies who want your off days.
Me: If quizzes are quizzical...what are tests?
Her: Lmao pretty sure I know where that's going - 30 mins
Me: I know I'm a boy and you're a girl ;) - 1 hour and a half <--cutting the bullshit and getting to the point
Her: Well I'm glad you know I'm a girl - 3 minutes
Me: Ya I kno. Let's get this thing going. Are you single. - 3 minutes <--Cutting a bit harder lol
Me: I like dinosaurs you like dinosaurs ect..
Her: Yepp - 3 minutes
Her: Lol um there okay
Me: What! Dinosaurs are amazing. You like scary movies muffinbottom. - 4 minutes
Her: They've been growing on me lately, as long as I don't have to sleep alone I'm good <--Obviously wants to bang me - 2 minutes
Me: I'll protect you pumpkin. Cabin in the woods is awesome I hear. - 1 minute
Her: I heard it was good - 1 minute
Me: Hold on a second. How's your popcorn making ability? - 23 minutes
Her: Pretty good. - 2 minutes
Me: Perfect, adventure tmmr night. I'll bring the projector, you bring popcorn -21 minutes
Her: Where's this happening? <--Yesterday but I didn't get back to her. I was busy pimping.
Next day
Me: Dead phone. Let's kick it off at turtle jacks and probably more. We'll discuss later.
Her: I'm going to the beach - 3 mins later
Me: Not now l8er tn. Working. Love playing beach volleyball. - 2 mins later
Her: Well I don't likve anywhere near turtle jacks - 3 hours later
Me: I was afraid of this..I shoul;d of known that you live in Cambodia - 1 hour 20 mins
Her: I work down the street from it lol - 3 minutes
Me: Damn, just down the street from Cambodia! That's a lil far for me. Tj's is closer :b - 10 minutes
Her: Haha I clearly meant tjs - 1 minute
Me: Oh well then invite me over - 10 minutes
Her: I don't live anywhere near there and I don't have a license - 2 minutes
Me: What! You don't own a teleportation device. Where do you live. - 11 minutes
Her: Nope it's broken, like down the mountain.
Me: That's not TOO far. I mite be able to pick you up...for a sandwich. 8 work. - 14 minutes
Her: Where do you work? And how old are you lol - 4 minutes
Me: Mcdonalds and 42. My mom says I'm handsome and have potential. :b - 4 minutes
Her: Your too old for me - 1 minute
Me: But baby, I can change. - 1 minute
Her: You have special powers? - 1 minute
Me: I can make spider dogs - 1 minute
Her: Is that legal? - 1 minute
Me: Only on Thursdays in Cambodia. - 1 minute
Her: Oh okay you're good then - 20 minutes
Me: Look, are we going to hang out or am I deleting your number. - 10 minutes
Her: We can hang out, all I did was ask how old you were. - 1 minute
Me: 24
Her: Alright
Me: All good muffin, pick ya up at 8. Address,
Her: Address
Me: Dress hot so we match
Me: If quizzes are quizzical...what are tests?
Her: Lmao pretty sure I know where that's going - 30 mins
Me: I know I'm a boy and you're a girl ;) - 1 hour and a half <--cutting the bullshit and getting to the point
Her: Well I'm glad you know I'm a girl - 3 minutes
Me: Ya I kno. Let's get this thing going. Are you single. - 3 minutes <--Cutting a bit harder lol
Me: I like dinosaurs you like dinosaurs ect..
Her: Yepp - 3 minutes
Her: Lol um there okay
Me: What! Dinosaurs are amazing. You like scary movies muffinbottom. - 4 minutes
Her: They've been growing on me lately, as long as I don't have to sleep alone I'm good <--Obviously wants to bang me - 2 minutes
Me: I'll protect you pumpkin. Cabin in the woods is awesome I hear. - 1 minute
Her: I heard it was good - 1 minute
Me: Hold on a second. How's your popcorn making ability? - 23 minutes
Her: Pretty good. - 2 minutes
Me: Perfect, adventure tmmr night. I'll bring the projector, you bring popcorn -21 minutes
Her: Where's this happening? <--Yesterday but I didn't get back to her. I was busy pimping.
Next day
Me: Dead phone. Let's kick it off at turtle jacks and probably more. We'll discuss later.
Her: I'm going to the beach - 3 mins later
Me: Not now l8er tn. Working. Love playing beach volleyball. - 2 mins later
Her: Well I don't likve anywhere near turtle jacks - 3 hours later
Me: I was afraid of this..I shoul;d of known that you live in Cambodia - 1 hour 20 mins
Her: I work down the street from it lol - 3 minutes
Me: Damn, just down the street from Cambodia! That's a lil far for me. Tj's is closer :b - 10 minutes
Her: Haha I clearly meant tjs - 1 minute
Me: Oh well then invite me over - 10 minutes
Her: I don't live anywhere near there and I don't have a license - 2 minutes
Me: What! You don't own a teleportation device. Where do you live. - 11 minutes
Her: Nope it's broken, like down the mountain.
Me: That's not TOO far. I mite be able to pick you up...for a sandwich. 8 work. - 14 minutes
Her: Where do you work? And how old are you lol - 4 minutes
Me: Mcdonalds and 42. My mom says I'm handsome and have potential. :b - 4 minutes
Her: Your too old for me - 1 minute
Me: But baby, I can change. - 1 minute
Her: You have special powers? - 1 minute
Me: I can make spider dogs - 1 minute
Her: Is that legal? - 1 minute
Me: Only on Thursdays in Cambodia. - 1 minute
Her: Oh okay you're good then - 20 minutes
Me: Look, are we going to hang out or am I deleting your number. - 10 minutes
Her: We can hang out, all I did was ask how old you were. - 1 minute
Me: 24
Her: Alright
Me: All good muffin, pick ya up at 8. Address,
Her: Address
Me: Dress hot so we match
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 18:07
#1
Re: Laid: Girl by my old elementary school.
@Steve:
Does this begin with the first text
Does this begin with the first text
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 18:12
#2
@Steve:
Gj, Shows how you
@Steve:
Gj, Shows how you passed all her excuses she had.
Gj, Shows how you passed all her excuses she had.
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 00:00
#3
Re: Laid: Girl by my old elementary school.
@Alex123:
Nah, The rest is below. You can notice I was way too out there. I had to bring it back to earth.
Her: Who is this?
Me: Steve - guy with glasses my mom tells me I'm handsome ;b
Her: Aha ooh okay
Me: Kicking it at turtle jacks. HOT out. Mmmm icecream sounds great.
Her: It does sound pretty great
Me: Oh shit. They closed wild waterworks. Let's break in. I'll bring the rubber duck, you bring the black masks.
Her: Lmaoo what is the rubber duck for
Me: Stop asking questions. I need a partner in crime. Don't ask don't tell. ;)
Her: Haha alright
Me: First heist will be a 20 pound diamond in china. I need you in a sexy black dress with a passport tmmr
Her: Haha okay I can do that
Me: Perfect. Text ya if I wake up on time. Nite Pumpkinbutt.
Her: lol Sounds good goodnight <3
2 days later
Me: Overslept...no more ice cream bindging. Diamonds moved to Sydney. Kangaroos are friendly rite.
Her: Um I think so
Her: Planning to live with kangaroos?
Me: Whatever it takes. That black dress will win a roo or two. Were leaving early this week.
Me: How's your day going House searching for a pimp pad today
Her: I guess I could miss work for that
Her: My days going good just in my friends hot tub right now lol
Me: You work nights. Roking it in a hottub last weekend. Luv cottage country.
Her: I don't work nights lol
Nah, The rest is below. You can notice I was way too out there. I had to bring it back to earth.
Her: Who is this?
Me: Steve - guy with glasses my mom tells me I'm handsome ;b
Her: Aha ooh okay
Me: Kicking it at turtle jacks. HOT out. Mmmm icecream sounds great.
Her: It does sound pretty great
Me: Oh shit. They closed wild waterworks. Let's break in. I'll bring the rubber duck, you bring the black masks.
Her: Lmaoo what is the rubber duck for
Me: Stop asking questions. I need a partner in crime. Don't ask don't tell. ;)
Her: Haha alright
Me: First heist will be a 20 pound diamond in china. I need you in a sexy black dress with a passport tmmr
Her: Haha okay I can do that
Me: Perfect. Text ya if I wake up on time. Nite Pumpkinbutt.
Her: lol Sounds good goodnight <3
2 days later
Me: Overslept...no more ice cream bindging. Diamonds moved to Sydney. Kangaroos are friendly rite.
Her: Um I think so
Her: Planning to live with kangaroos?
Me: Whatever it takes. That black dress will win a roo or two. Were leaving early this week.
Me: How's your day going House searching for a pimp pad today
Her: I guess I could miss work for that
Her: My days going good just in my friends hot tub right now lol
Me: You work nights. Roking it in a hottub last weekend. Luv cottage country.
Her: I don't work nights lol