Fucked up again (Text Game Help)
What's up guys? I love the criticism so much, that I'm posting another text thread. Here's the back story: I met this girl at a house party. I pulled her back to my place and we had sex. In the morning, I set up plans for Thursday night. From what I can tell, if she's going to text back she does so in the first ten minutes.
Me: I found this number in a bathroom stall. Is this still the number to call for a good time (Credit to MW and Rogan...I sent this to her when we were still together)
Two days later
Me: Today is the day of the disabled. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I did
Me: Hang in there sunshine. You're fucking special ;p (credit to MW)
Her: Oh how kind of you :)
Me: You know...I try to be nice. Sometimes I help milfs cross busy intersections and stuff
Two days later
Me: How'd the dentist trip go? (She had to go to the dentist after she left my place and she was running over thirty minutes late)
Me: Did he get out the nitrous and throw a party
Her: I showed up and then my mom told me not to go because she got insurance from a new place
Me: Sucks. My family is oart of the Italian mafia. You should've bought insurance from us
Her: Oh damn what horrible timing
Me: We can get out out of any contracts. We're very persuasive;p
Next day
Me: Are we still on for tonight?
Me: I heard the ice cream shops have some new flavors that are banned in five countries
Her: lol are they even open after 9pm?
Me: Nope...just checked. We'll have to break the lock. I hope you're a good get away driver (I was hoping she would respond and then I would go for the meet up. Thinking about it now, I should have turned this into a meet up text)
Four hours later
Me: We'll get some other kickass food. (my address). Come pick me up tonight. Say 9pm?
Her: I'll try! I'm having dinner at 7 (Already not good because the plans aren't sold)
Me: haha I'll make it worth your while ;)
15 minutes before 9
Me: I'm at my apartment. Just come up when you get here.
9:15
Me: Where are you
9:30
I call her but she doesn't pick up.
Today, about twenty minutes ago
Me: Yesterday, I told the pilot of my private jet that you weren't going to Hawaii with me. That's fucked up
After typing this out, I think everything collapsed when I was trying to get the meet up. If anyone wants to point out errors and how I could have fixed them, it would mean a lot to me. Thanks for the help.