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Girl: Heya its blair from okcupid
Girl - 51 mins later: Good and you? Stil dont know your name
Me - 11 mins later: Then you def should take my super smoothie then lol
Girl: Lol
Me - 1 min later: How's your day?
Girl: Just lay in bed
Me - 1 min later: Lucky you
Girl - 3 mins later: Lol and you ?
Me - 1 min later: I worked all day today. Not bad at all. But rather staying n do some other stuff
Girl: Like
Me - 1 min later: Read, workout, n might go hitting some baseball
Girl: Not if you were lol
Me: Lol smart maybe
Girl - 1 min later: Lol im so bored
Me: Come watch movie with me
Girl - 1 min later: I got no ride plus i dont want to get you sick
Me - 1 min later: Lol I haven't been sick for a long time... I could come to see you only if you promise have sth cool to do
Girl - 1 min later: Chances are i would fall a sleep lol
Me: It's 8???
Girl - 2 mins later: Yeah been sleeping for days lol
Me: What a luxury life you sweetie
Girl: Lol i want to have fun
Me - 1 min later: Then see me lol
Girl - 4 mins later: =]
Me - 2 mins later: I'll take that as a yes then.... Cuz I don't know what that emoticon stand for lol
Girl - 2 mins later: Just smiling
Me: Well my guessing improve quite a bit then
Girl - 4 mins later: Guess
Me: I could be at your place in 45 mins, where do you live?
Girl - 1 min later: I dont want to get you sick
Me: How could you get me sick? We are just hanging out
Girl - 1 min later: Nah
Me: K next time
Me: What u doing?
Girl: Watching tv
Me - 1 min later: Hmm I rather watch some cool movie or stand up comedy. Tv can be so boring
Girl - 1 min later: Yeah i guess lol
Me: Lol you know it is
Girl - 1 min later: I like it
Me - 1 min later: ” first step to recovery is staying truth to yourself” I read it somewhere
Girl - 1 min later: Ok…
Me - 1 min later: I'm debating which show I should watch californiacation or spartacus...
Girl - 1 min later: Neither
Me: What??? That like the best two shows tv could offer...
Me: Well beside how I met your mother, family guys, and two and a half men
Girl - 3 mins later: Lol sure lol
Me: Not cool blair not cool
Girl: =P
Me - 1 min later: Not sure if I wanna hang out with you now
Girl - 1 min later: Aw what if i make you jelly toast
Me - 2 mins later: Considering, depend how well your toast can be... Not too head not too soft
Girl - 1 min later: Yep lol
Me: Making it now
Girl: ??
Me: I want my jelly toast
Girl - 1 min later: Lol no bread or jelly
Me: Wow that just cruel... Gave me such hope and took it away just like that
Girl: Lol sorry
Me - 2 mins later: Not cool
Girl: Im sick be nice
Me - 1 min later: Not so much you are to me lol
Girl - 2 mins later: ?
Me - 1 min later: Stop watching the boring tv.. Lets hang out
Girl: Im sick lol
Me: I wanna share your sickness lol
Girl: Lol
Me - 1 min later: Give me your address... I could come pick you up to my place if you feel uncomfortable at yours
Girl - 3 mins later: Its too soon
Me - 1 min later: How's so? It's been 80+ texts, I don't think so lady lol
Girl - 1 min later: Lol
Me - 3 mins later: So what is it?
Girl - 2 mins later: What you mean
Me: Your apt
Girl - 1 min later: Oh not today
Me - 2 mins later: I have reached my maximum genetic potential...
Girl: What?
Me: You should rest
Girl: =[
Me - 1 min later: You don't wanna hang out, not a whole lot I could do over the phone love
Girl: You could talk. Get to know of
Me - 1 min later: My texts are the expression of who I am... If you couldn't see it, idk what else I could do but let you meet me
Girl - 5 mins later: True but i like txting
Me - 2 mins later: I like to meet up and have face to face convo
Girl - 1 min later: Yeah right now im sick
Me - 1 min later: Wow you are stubborn... I told you I don't get sick very often
Girl - 1 min later: Yeah i feel bad if you did
Me: Very thoughtful I like
Girl: =]
Me - 5 mins later: By I do wanna see you
Girl: Thx =] how come
Me: You seem interesting and I wanna be a hero rescue you from boredom lol
Girl: Nice. What else you like to do
Me: Depend on the moment
Girl - 1 min later: Ok tell me some
Me - 1 min later: Right now, I wanna hang out with you, watch some cool stuff on youtube, and cuddling afterward
Girl - 1 min later: Sounds great. What if i wanted a back rub
Me: We could do for each other ;)
Girl - 1 min later: Lol
Me: I think we should totally hang our
Girl: I get that
Me: Want me come get you?
Girl - 7 mins later: Too soon
Me - 2 mins later: I'm counting our texts... I reached over 110... not too soon anymore
Girl: I cant
Me: I understand, you should rest
Girl - 1 min later: Why?
Me: You sick....
Girl: Yeah
Me - 1 min later: Therefore rest lol... Otherwise, we should hang out and do sth together
Girl: I cant
Me - 28 mins later: I understand
Girl: Thx we can still talk
Me: I'll talk to you tmrw. Gotta do sth now tho.
Girl - 10 mins later: Aw
Me - 3 mins later: Sent me your pix
Girl: Why
Me: Because I want silly
Girl: Imsick i look
Me - 1 min later: I'm not judging you, why are you ding that to yourself...
Girl: ?
Girl - 19 mins later: What are you doing
Me - 2 mins later: Getting ready going to bed
Girl: Lame
Me: That's my middle name. What u doing
Girl - 2 mins later: Playing games
Me - 1 min later: Instead of having fun hanging out, you chose playing games... I see how it is
Girl: I told you i cant
Me: Lol loud and clear love
Girl: No its not
Me: What's not?
Girl - 2 mins later: Cuz i cant do anything
Me - 1 min later: Even giving me back rub?
Girl - 1 min later: Cant. I " have a bf " but i have not heard from him in a week.
Me - 2 mins later: And your point?
Girl - 2 mins later: I have a bf so i cant do anything
Me - 1 min later: Colo
Me: Cool*
Girl: Not cool cuz your nice
Me - 1 min later: When you ready to have some fun, hit me up
Girl: Fun like how
Me - 1 min later: Back rubbing and sex
Girl: Oh wow
Me: My apology for misleading you
Girl: Its ok
Girl - 14 hrs 4 mins later: Nothing. You
Girl - 2 mins later: True i just had a fight with a friend
Girl - 1 min later: Just got tried of bs
Girl - 1 min later: Yep
Girl - 3 mins later: Yeah
Girl - 5 mins later: Guess im not in a good mood ttyl
Me - 7 hrs 18 mins later: Ur day got better?
Girl - 1 min later: Sleeped it
Me: ??
Girl: I was sleep
Me: Ohhh
Girl - 3 mins later: Yeah you
Me: Just finishing working out feel do awesome n cool now lol
Girl: Nice lol
Me - 1 min later: Lol I know I know
Me: Anyway, I'm off half day tmrw, come hang out with me
Girl: Cant hanging with the girls
Me - 1 min later: Well next time you wanna hang out, it's only gonna be at nite then
Girl: ?
Me - 1 min later: I always have things to do during the day
Girl: Oh well idk yo just want sex
Me - 15 mins later: The last time I had sex marathon was 3 yrs ago. now by the time you take your pant off, I'm done loll... We would still have 2,3 hrs to chill
Girl: Wow
Me: The laugh at me, I'm an insecure lil boy... :(
Me: Don't laugh*
Girl: Dont be i cant have sex
Me - 1 min later: Well we could settle for back rubbing
Girl: Maybe
Me - 1 min later: I'd like to hear a yes... Say it say it lol
Girl - 1 min later: Idk
Me - 1 min later: What u doing?
Girl: Watching tv
Me: Ewww
Girl: Ok

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I failed. But this is the
I failed. But this is the best one out of all because it showed my persistent and smoothness i think... Let me know how you guys think
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Ok you need to read my pof
Ok you need to read my pof text convo it's a few rows down from this one, titled "Perfect texting" or something like that. It's SAME exact circumstances.. girl hits me up from pof and I fuck her in the butt the next day.

You have a lack of sexworthy dialogue and you go for the meetup in a slightly awkward fashion and don't show her how fun it's going to be. Going for the meetup is a dance mang. You're CLOSE. But remember.. this is a world class skillset we're developing here. B- doesn't count. Only A's and A+'s
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Btw I meant girls don't
Btw I meant girls don't respect the B's. Evolution is an A+ game.

Yes you're smooth in the fact that you don't fuck up, which is actually a good thing and you keep the responses going. But you're not playing to win
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Joined: 06/06/2012
Re: Blair okc
@JUSTDOIT:
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How are all these text threads formatted the same and pertfect?
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Re: Blair okc
@JUSTDOIT:
It's the MW droid app that scrapes your phone for text convos and allows you to send them to your account here on the forum where you can publish them for public viewing.
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Re: Blair okc
Yea you weren't making the convo fun and making her WANT to come over. Pretty sure thats why she said she would fall asleep if she came over. She told you she wants to have fun, she just isn't sure she can get that from you though.
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