Bus chick! My penis should enter warm hole
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 21:05
Sup, cool forum!
Met this cool indie hottie when I got off the Night Bus last week. 10-15 min convo, got her number.
She was going a different way through some dark streets.. Here texting begins. Still haven't gotten that Day 2
Still alive ? :b
Yeah haha! Luckily!
I'm glad to hear that that. Would have been a shame :P
Then I'd have to go and save you.. I'm too tired for that !
Haha yea thanks for the support and help my friend! :) haha
You're welcome haha.. You're not going to sleep now are you :P ?
(It's like 5 in the morning)
Yes a lot! Gotta be fresh for tomorrow haha :-D
You're so boring! :D You're going to look after your son tomorrow right ? :P
(She don't have no son)
Very. I am the most boring person on earth :D How did you know I had a son?!
I felt it when I saw your maternal instinct with the cat.. ;)
Too bad you're married or else we would've played a round of pool or something..
(We were fondling this stray cat together)
(She doesn't write anything else, It was 5 in the morning here and we were both in bed, so okay)
Sorry I fell asleep. I'm sorry about that hehe! :D
(She wrote in the morning)
I can't believe you just did that! :P
Haha I know. But I need my beautysleep u know :-D
(I don't answer that. But write her later that day)
Sophie :) Are you sober again ? you were completely wasted last time I saw you :D
I was a little worried for your health..
(She wasn't drunk, I'm just kidding)
(She doesn't reply, I write her the next day in the evening)
Hey dork :D can you play pool or are you hopeless? :-)
Can I play pool? :-)
You're a professional perhaps? :P
No. It isn't what I'm interested in :-)
Haha, it's not too late to learn. wednesday, at 8 :)
I'm at soccer practice :-)
Sporty.. :P tomorrow instead
Got plans with a friend from another city :-)
If she's a good friend, she'll understand :b Cancel it! ;)
I would never cancel. And I'm not even sure I wanna play pool :-)
haha, I'm just teasing! and of course you want to.. :)
Why are you so sure about that?
It must be a combination of my boyish charm and my smile.. :)
haha okay :-)
(No more texting, I write her again 3 days later)
Hi trollgirl :b Let's go out and get that beer!
You never know when the world is going to end.. :) (chicks love the apocalypse)
Who is it?
Haha you're funny :) It's Casablancas.. ;)
I've gotten a new phone because I lost my old one, so I don't have any numbers.. :-)
how silly :) a beer the next couple of days, while I have time.. It's nice..
It wont be today, got my friend to throw a private party. But yeah, a beer probably won't hurt :-)
No it won't :) talk to you later.. Have fun tonight
(Write her again the next day)
Hey you.. when you've recovered from your lethal hangover, get ready for a little drink around 9 tonite..
And we both have other "plans" if it's terrible.. ;)
(She doesn't answer that, I write her again the next day in the morning)
Are you a bit shy?
Not really :-)
good.. I was at a party in a hippi house where an african band played samba all night.. you don't see that everyday :P
haha that sounds really fun :-D
What's you're facebook ? Just in case you have a beard or sometihng :D
Sophie Skanky Genitals
Invite me over!
I'm with a friend :-) Have you been stalking me?
Haha not yet, I'm not home right now.. Is there anything worth stalking? :b
(she doesn't answer, 1 hour later I write her)
omg you look like a boy
Nice thanks :-)
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Quite a novel here. Any tips and tricks? I feel like I've been asking her to meet up a lot now. What to do?
Met this cool indie hottie when I got off the Night Bus last week. 10-15 min convo, got her number.
She was going a different way through some dark streets.. Here texting begins. Still haven't gotten that Day 2
Still alive ? :b
Yeah haha! Luckily!
I'm glad to hear that that. Would have been a shame :P
Then I'd have to go and save you.. I'm too tired for that !
Haha yea thanks for the support and help my friend! :) haha
You're welcome haha.. You're not going to sleep now are you :P ?
(It's like 5 in the morning)
Yes a lot! Gotta be fresh for tomorrow haha :-D
You're so boring! :D You're going to look after your son tomorrow right ? :P
(She don't have no son)
Very. I am the most boring person on earth :D How did you know I had a son?!
I felt it when I saw your maternal instinct with the cat.. ;)
Too bad you're married or else we would've played a round of pool or something..
(We were fondling this stray cat together)
(She doesn't write anything else, It was 5 in the morning here and we were both in bed, so okay)
Sorry I fell asleep. I'm sorry about that hehe! :D
(She wrote in the morning)
I can't believe you just did that! :P
Haha I know. But I need my beautysleep u know :-D
(I don't answer that. But write her later that day)
Sophie :) Are you sober again ? you were completely wasted last time I saw you :D
I was a little worried for your health..
(She wasn't drunk, I'm just kidding)
(She doesn't reply, I write her the next day in the evening)
Hey dork :D can you play pool or are you hopeless? :-)
Can I play pool? :-)
You're a professional perhaps? :P
No. It isn't what I'm interested in :-)
Haha, it's not too late to learn. wednesday, at 8 :)
I'm at soccer practice :-)
Sporty.. :P tomorrow instead
Got plans with a friend from another city :-)
If she's a good friend, she'll understand :b Cancel it! ;)
I would never cancel. And I'm not even sure I wanna play pool :-)
haha, I'm just teasing! and of course you want to.. :)
Why are you so sure about that?
It must be a combination of my boyish charm and my smile.. :)
haha okay :-)
(No more texting, I write her again 3 days later)
Hi trollgirl :b Let's go out and get that beer!
You never know when the world is going to end.. :) (chicks love the apocalypse)
Who is it?
Haha you're funny :) It's Casablancas.. ;)
I've gotten a new phone because I lost my old one, so I don't have any numbers.. :-)
how silly :) a beer the next couple of days, while I have time.. It's nice..
It wont be today, got my friend to throw a private party. But yeah, a beer probably won't hurt :-)
No it won't :) talk to you later.. Have fun tonight
(Write her again the next day)
Hey you.. when you've recovered from your lethal hangover, get ready for a little drink around 9 tonite..
And we both have other "plans" if it's terrible.. ;)
(She doesn't answer that, I write her again the next day in the morning)
Are you a bit shy?
Not really :-)
good.. I was at a party in a hippi house where an african band played samba all night.. you don't see that everyday :P
haha that sounds really fun :-D
What's you're facebook ? Just in case you have a beard or sometihng :D
Sophie Skanky Genitals
Invite me over!
I'm with a friend :-) Have you been stalking me?
Haha not yet, I'm not home right now.. Is there anything worth stalking? :b
(she doesn't answer, 1 hour later I write her)
omg you look like a boy
Nice thanks :-)
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Quite a novel here. Any tips and tricks? I feel like I've been asking her to meet up a lot now. What to do?
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 21:36
#1
Shoot the shit with less
Shoot the shit with less expectations. Like for the sake of getting to know the girl a LITTLE. Bit at least. Youre just some random dude she met. Anchor yourself so she realizes youre a REAL person. Also, just ask her when shes free as opposed to blindfully asking her out. Figure out shit you two have in common to seed a meet up, them ask her to do that once she gives you a free date.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 00:17
#2
^ This
The entire
^ This
The entire conversation has been
you: "lets get drinks tonight"
the girl: "cant right now"
you: "okay lets get drinks tomorrow"
The entire conversation has been
you: "lets get drinks tonight"
the girl: "cant right now"
you: "okay lets get drinks tomorrow"
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 01:10
#3
This is a really interesting
This is a really interesting convo..
So this girl wants to meet up, but you're like.. shoving a square peg down a round hole. Be a bit more flexible. And ADJUST to the girl. She's totally down to meet up you're missing her signals completely.
So this girl wants to meet up, but you're like.. shoving a square peg down a round hole. Be a bit more flexible. And ADJUST to the girl. She's totally down to meet up you're missing her signals completely.
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Mon, 06/04/2012 - 03:39
#4
Your last two texts are a bit
Your last two texts are a bit rough tho.. I think you felt a bit insulted by her "stalking" text when in actuality she wasn't insulting you at all. In fact I would have played along with it. Been like "Ya girl.. please kiss your girlfriend again that was so hawt." Just an example it's too late now. Also, telling a girl she looks like a boy, tho in some ways could have just been a fun playful jab, after your previous text it had some bite to it.
Your next move should just be you being nice to her and setting up a date. "Be like.. look beb I'm so sick of stalking you this is getting old plus I want to start wearing pants again. Let's go shoot pool like tomorrow"
Your next move should just be you being nice to her and setting up a date. "Be like.. look beb I'm so sick of stalking you this is getting old plus I want to start wearing pants again. Let's go shoot pool like tomorrow"
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- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 22:14
#5
Thanks guys.
I'm amazed at
Thanks guys.
I'm amazed at the your great answers. Wonderful!
I tried going with the "tired of stalking" answer.. though it was a bit too strange for me.. she didn't answer that.
kinda sucks as she was finally a chick i thought was pretty cool.. and they aren't that often..
but thanks for helping it out!
I'm amazed at the your great answers. Wonderful!
I tried going with the "tired of stalking" answer.. though it was a bit too strange for me.. she didn't answer that.
kinda sucks as she was finally a chick i thought was pretty cool.. and they aren't that often..
but thanks for helping it out!
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 22:39
#6
What did you actually send
What did you actually send her. Did you send it word for word
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 22:52
#7
Re: What did you actually send
@Manwhore:
Yeah, pretty much though I'm not writing in English and I felt
it perhaps didn't come across as well in Danish.
Yeah, pretty much though I'm not writing in English and I felt
it perhaps didn't come across as well in Danish.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 23:00
#8
Re: What did you actually send
@Casablancas:
Ok ya it's absolutely not the same text then.
Ok ya it's absolutely not the same text then.
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 00:21
#9
Re: Bus chick! My penis should enter warm hole
Too much assholeness, too much silliness, waaaaay too needy, too much try hard, etc. etc. etc. I got text game but I use it rarely these days. I know bad convo when I read one and this screams try-hard desperation.
Manwhore's text convo about the POF girl in the butt is seriously the best text thread ever so I would just print that out and pull it up when a chick is texting you lol. And I can't believe you said she looks like a boy lol. Yea write this girl off. Onto the next brah!
Manwhore's text convo about the POF girl in the butt is seriously the best text thread ever so I would just print that out and pull it up when a chick is texting you lol. And I can't believe you said she looks like a boy lol. Yea write this girl off. Onto the next brah!
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 00:48
#10
Re: Bus chick! My penis should enter warm hole
@Jeff:
I've got way better ones (membership section yippee!) but ya that one was solid lol. Those fucking FAGS over at reddit were like "oh this was a waste of time the girl was already into him." *facepalm* Good text game is SUPPOSED to make it look smooth how retarded.
I've got way better ones (membership section yippee!) but ya that one was solid lol. Those fucking FAGS over at reddit were like "oh this was a waste of time the girl was already into him." *facepalm* Good text game is SUPPOSED to make it look smooth how retarded.
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 01:03
#11
Re: Bus chick! My penis should enter warm hole
@Manwhore:
RIGHT?!
dude, that girl who you helped me work into a thong wearing little slut started off being what they would probably consider "into" me... but they don't understand the difference between a girl being "into" a dude (Which is really just investment) and "sexually submissive"... like even though she was invested as FUCK... she was still playing those retarded games and being a little shit
RIGHT?!
dude, that girl who you helped me work into a thong wearing little slut started off being what they would probably consider "into" me... but they don't understand the difference between a girl being "into" a dude (Which is really just investment) and "sexually submissive"... like even though she was invested as FUCK... she was still playing those retarded games and being a little shit
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:20
#12
Re: Bus chick! My penis should enter warm hole
@Jeff:
where do I find that one man? i've been sniffing around the site for it without any luck ..
where do I find that one man? i've been sniffing around the site for it without any luck ..
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 12:30
#13
Re: Bus chick! My penis should enter warm hole
@Casablancas:
http://manwhore.org/forum/node/59
http://manwhore.org/forum/node/59
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 17:41
#14
The text convo looks
The text convo looks completely different than how I remember it when I posted that comment. Did it get changed?
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 19:05
#15
Re: The text convo looks
@Sick-Cunt:
pretty sure it's the same.. i didn't change it anyway..
pretty sure it's the same.. i didn't change it anyway..