Online dating openers
I tried this one: "good, you?"
got some responses lol. I also used a slightly altered form of a funny text I sent
"Oh hey, you look like fun, I'd love to take you out for drinks, make you vegetable stir fries and play romantic board games with Phil Collins "Feel it in the Air" playing in the backround"
Jeffy had some funny ones too:
"WADUP HO. I SMOKE TREES, FUCKING STACK PAPER AND KILL PEOPLE. LET'S GO ON A DATE" all in caps like that too
The thing that Jeff helped me realize about online game.. is that NO girl is worth a unique opener/1st message. Mass msg them all and see which ones bite. I've sent some girls 2-3 "1st msgs" before they responded. Derp
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I got drunk one time and sent out something along the lines of "I'm a sensitive artist type with a huge dick. etc. blah blah." Sent it to probably 40 girls.. not a single response. And all this time I thought girls LIKED artist types with big dicks. Apparently not
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
~Big Bob <3"
"You appear to be a match of mine and consequently would make an excellent partner in holy matrimony. Contact me back if you are interested in consensual sex for the sole purpose of reproduction...in the missionary position"
Lmao I'm loving these novel renditions of Jeffy lines
"I read your profile in great detail and you appear to be a potential soul-mate. Please send me your social insurance number, a scanned copy of your passport and your resume so I can move you further along the selection process and/or steal your identity"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Bump.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Derp.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I've only just got tinder and it's mostly showing me dudes for some reason (derp) but I've been using these on the few girls that pop up:
"I thought I'd shamelessly flirt with you for a bit"
"Are you an angel? cause I'd bang you"
mixed responses lol
Are you an angel, 'cuz I'd bang you..
You got to post some responses to that one
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
bump
I've been getting a few replies to these two, basically rapid fire