What are your best cute little teases for a girl
My creativity has really dried up with in all my all-work-no-play lately. Like my brain is just dead right now lol. What do you guys use to playfully tease girls in ways that they just fucking love? Let's all pile up more ammunition.
this is some teasing my last text conversation, not even that original lol:
me: might steal you though. hope youre not a wriggler.
her: i would like to see you attempt that. where would you even take me?
me: to my box fort (bicep flex emoji) no boys allowed. bring yur bb guns
me: 'spose youd chicken-out in a bb gun duel, huh? ;P
me: [her name]'s are always bad at sports. esp. badminton. it's ok though :)
her: lololol. im good at other things.
me: prove it ya liar ;P
her: you'll have to steal me to find out (blow kiss emoji)
me: aight pumpkin. ill give you a chance. what're your plans this weekend
her: to get kidnapped by a daring red head, obviously.
I'll add more of my tried n tested material tomorrow.
Well damn biscuit. You could set up a cops and robbers or cowboys and Indians or female ghostbusters or Jason Voorlez scenario. You read the Fear/Arousal chapter right? Plus you've already been having all sorts of sexual misadventures. Do you want to actually play around with the kidnapping scenario she mentioned, or just make it easier on yourself and make her go meet you at a bar? Hahaha
atfer last night, i can nickname her Laid, i guess.
false alarm, kids. over-tired, over-caffinated brain flat lining. carry on.
Yeah. Lol. I read that I was like.. alright she wants help taking things kinkier? 'Cuz this girl's clearly in the bag. Lol
naw, i knew she was already toasted and buttered. just wanted a few giant cream pies to throw in her face to lighten her up and flip it on her like i did in the part of the conversation i posted. she was being bit a negative poopy pants. that's just her though, a dark and sarcastic little doomcookie lol.
Damn. I hope you dipped that doomcookie in milk