VolleyballCali Chick
Volleyball girl - Basically was being loud and normal at the bar and as I was walking out, she commented on me being "rowdy," this girl I've gotten her number at the bar before and talked to her a couple times at the bar and she's come to a party. Stopped to talk a little bit and somehow it came up that she moved to an off campus apartment and she gave me the number for later.
Never followed up because I was being ghey, I remember not being nervous exactly but avoiding her because she was talking to a bunch of athletes or something.
She's tall hot and basically out of season and has free time to go out want to basically build up some kind of texting to invite her out to another party in the upcoming weeks..
"Just got you to open your phone for no reason. Looks like I got you in check ;)"
playful banter then then invite her out
Haven't texted her yet at all?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Well no wasn't I supposed to wait on the forum...
This chick faded away so far haven't talked at all.
“Hey don’t say anything but guess who’s still together after all the shit between them? ur buttcheeks!”
seems right up my alley/something to get the ball rolling
Shit and buttcheeks aren't really my style. I would just hit her up with something casual like "Hey ItsMario, headed out for bday festivities tonight if you're free you should come because I promise it's going to be a stellar night"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
hahhaha aight sent it.
Her: Ahhh I'm so snuggled up in bed with hw!! Who is this tho? Sorry new phone double emoji
how would you handle this?
HOMEWORK after syllabus week! Aren't you a studious little bee... ItsMario xxx frat
Yeah that works
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Her: Ohhh I gotchu!! Damn where u guys? I didn;t have ur number cos you never hit me up fool
Her: Why haven't we blazed
This girl has never bitten this hard in person like wtf....
Yes she did you just tripped balls over her talking to athletes. I swear you guys that think girls don't crave cock. Derp
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Dang. Still learning my way with the force haha...
How should I respond? Logistically I don't get out of work until 1030ish than I'm hustling to the bar. How should I set up a day 2 later tonight or later this week?
bumpity work got busy and than I left my phone at home last night. Been busy all day and haven't texted her yet.
thinking something like this
Me: Last night was awesome, it got real crazy with all the bday shots! XXXOld bartender kept laying them down.
Me: No idea why we haven't. Let's burn this week!
No idea why we haven't! We'll burn this week
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yea she hasn't responded since but also my reply was like two days later due to some tech difficulties. Thinking of sending something like this to her...
Still snuggled up in bed doing hw and trying to pretend you're not a nerd by now? Or are you getting rowdy tonight ;)
or
If quizzes are quizzical… what are tests?
The second one got a good response for me the other day. We had just fucked though lol
Well you waited two days dude. What the fuck are you doing over there
Yes either/or is good.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I really liked that rowdy one it was imaginative and pimpish.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thanks. I'm getting better at seeing how you phrase you're texts to illicit a response from a girl.
Sent the rowdy text and no response as of meow.
Meow.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yo I'm going to contact your family and put your face on the back of a milk carton if you don't get back to me
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yo I'm going to contact your family and put your face on the back of a milk carton if you don't get back to me
I literally felt scared when I sent that definitely out of my comfort zone
Her: What OMG why hahaha
Her: I literally was asleep from 7pm - 12 noon today
How should I move on after that bomb reengagement
Yeah well you're going to have to still prove it's you, I can't be sure. Drinks/pics take your pick
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Suprisingly no response to that last text.
Thinking either just not to text possibly chasing to much.
Or accusatory like.
Me: I KNEW IT. Missing person name back of all milk cartons.
Lol ye of little faith haha
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Send her something awesome that inspires her to suck your cock. If you got a go-to do it, otherwise shoot me an email. Standing by
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
respond with ?
I meant to say send a pic lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Yo I'm going to contact your family and put your face on the back of a milk carton if you don't get back to me
Her: What OMG why hahaha
Her:I literally was asleep from 7pm-12noon today
Me: Yea well you're going to have to still prove it's you, I can't be sure. Drinks/pics take your pick
Her: Whatchudoin your turm!!!??
Me: Who's a special girl??
Her: pic of her with old dude
Me: I'm going to bring some tree to your house you better be ready
Her: Yesssss obvi I'm down
Me: What's yer address I'll head over in a few
saturday day - night
never got back to me
And then you both passed out?
Just be like, "What up hippie hipster"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sent her above...
Are you having a party tonight at your house?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
YUp
Tuesday night rager?
Tuesday night rager?
celebrating our snow day tomorrow. It's gonna be a great 48 hours.
G-Money wrote:
Tuesday night rager?celebrating our snow day tomorrow. It's gonna be a great 48 hours.
Damn, I'm jealous. Snow days are the tits in college. I hope all your fraternity brothers are inviting girls over to day drink tomorrow right now.
Ok but the main problem you've been having this whole time that I can see is that you're trying to bank ALL of your value on your frat. It's bullshit. You never make it about YOU.
So if you're going to text this girl make sure she knows you're part of the package deal.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I'm allowing happy hippie no hippo hipsters to my house tonight for a party. When you getting here?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Definitely.
Want to send this to this girl something like this (getting late):
Me: phone died
BUT party tonight to celebrate the snow day festivities. You're invited
edit: Lmao damn nvm
Girl never got back to me. Could chill off it for a while or
Send her a pic of my friends car that we covered in snow behind my house caption
"Party was Rowdy last nighy. You missd out
So you sent her the happy hipster text and she didn't get back to you?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yea she didn't get back to me at all.
Fuck her. She doesn't get reengaged so soon after having received something of such amazeballs calibre
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Something like this to reengage
Hey hippie hipster butt. ESCAPE from your Hipster cave and come listen to some mainstream music out at "bar night" tonight to celebrate the snow day...
No you don't resurrect genius that she didn't respond to. She doesn't deserve it
Hit her up with something more flippant.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Yo where you at
Me: Me and my boy. Be ready
Her: So ready
Me: Shut Up
Me: We'll be over in a sec
Her: @ 130 am) So
Me: where are you
Didn't smang last night, did not go down smooth at all. Trying to hit her up again tomorrow
Context later. Just got busy
This morning.
lol you last night
Her: Hahahah stoppppp it
Ok but the main problem you've been having this whole time that I can see is that you're trying to bank ALL of your value on your frat. It's bullshit. You never make it about YOU.So if you're going to text this girl make sure she knows you're part of the package deal.
Completely missed this piece of advice.
How about sending something like this
Snows got me in a chill mode let's grab some bud and watch some netflix. Bring your OWN peanut butter.
How about sending something like thisSnows got me in a chill mode let's grab some bud and watch some netflix. Bring your OWN peanut butter.
Perfect.
How did you fuck this up from the other night.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male