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Retarded guy pulled a hot girl. The fuck is going on?

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There was this guy I used to go to daycare with who was low IQ (seemed retarded). He had a helper and was weird as fuck, though people still liked him. I saw him at the club tonight; we chatted a bit and exchanged numbers. He was cooler and had definitely grown up and chilled out a bit. He was with 2 chicks, one of which he met off tinder. She was my friends ex girlfriend, weirdly enough. Despite becoming more normal, he still seemed pretty weird, and was definitely the same person.

I had talked to this sexy italian girl earlier and exchanged numbers with her (was bouncing around the venue and was with other chicks). She was attractive, but also had the slight vibe of "weird/secret slut". Before closing, I noticed she was dancing with this guy on the dance floor. Then they went outside holding hands. I decided to follow out of disbelief: there was no way this could be fucking happening. She was with like 4 friends and their groups intermingled a bit. I went in and chatted to them a bit to figure out the dynamic of what was going on (apparently the chicks didn't like me, not exactly sure why). He somehow managed to figure out logistics and fucking pulled her + her friend about 20 minutes later.

I spent like 30 minutes talking to my friend explaining what happened and how I didnt understand it. Last minute this 19 y/o english girl walks by and I pull her straight to my house to "meet my parents" (they're english too).

After we fucked she kept asking me what was wrong, because I was staring straight at the wall having an existential crisis over what the fuck I just witnessed: a retarded motherfucker pulled a hot girl.

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Those girls didn't like you,

Those girls didn't like you, because you're 5'9 and autistic and my hair is better than yours ;)

A ''retarded motherfucker'' outgamed you :D:D:D:D What does that say about YOU?

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Hahahaha Dude he probably got

Hahahaha

Dude he probably got a pat on the head and no sex.. or he got the gangbang

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Caster wrote:Hahahaha Dude

Caster wrote:
Hahahaha Dude he probably got a pat on the head and no sex.. or he got the gangbang ;

now he's fucking texting me

My sister just said he's been annoyingly texting her all day and was weirdly following her and her friend around last night asking if they wanted water.

what's happening to my world

might go out with him again tonight to gather more information

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spagheddy wrote: Those girls

spagheddy wrote:
Those girls didn't like you, because you're 5'9 and autistic and my hair is better than yours ;)

A ''retarded motherfucker'' outgamed you :D:D:D:D What does that say about YOU?

I'm 5'8", cunt

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He's done here, I'm sick of

He's done here, I'm sick of his bullshit. 

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Manwhore wrote:He's done

Manwhore wrote:
He's done here, I'm sick of his bullshit. 

Its OK man, we're friends, he's just messing with me

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Maybe he's retardedly

Maybe he's retardedly persistent?

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gonna be at the same club

gonna be at the same club tonight ill try to see whats going on .

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aight, saw him at the end of

aight, saw him at the end of the night. still weird as fuck, he tried to pull these 2 fucking obese chicks and failed.

still convinced it was a FLUKE.

I'm also convinced he did not close the chick originally. No way in fuck.LOLOLOLOL.