Perfect Sexual Escalation Via Text

I'm out in Colorado for the night, and hit up some Tinder folks: This is a really good example of how to navigate a wide variety of emotional spectrums in a text convo, as well as how to integrate multiple styles into one conversation:

Me: Hey there

Her: Hey handsome

Me: Whatcha up to rainbow brite

Her: Just got home. getting comfy. What are you up to

Me: Mm that sounds good

Me: Chiln with some friends at red rock

Her: Nice! Concert?

Me: Sunset movie

Her; Ooo romantic! What movie

Me: You shouldn't have gotten so comfy! ; )

Her: I did get a little too comfy and fell asleep too early. How's your morning thus far?

me: Aesome- just braving the barbarian hordes

Me: Foraging for groceries at whole foods

Her: Haha, I like that. Did you successfully forage?

Her: Whole foods is not for the faint of heart

Me: Lmao whatcha up to tonight

Her: Grabbing some dinks with a friend at 8. You?

Me: Getting dinner around then. Let's meet up after

Me: We can stop crime and beat up bad guys

Her: At whole foods?

Me: I'm thinkin somewhere slightly less aggressive

Her: Only if you wear a spandex superhero costume and I get a cape

Me: It's sexier if you wear the spandex

Me: Plus I make a cape look hawt

Her: Fair enough, but I'm more into leather...catwoman style

Me: Mmm leather can be sexy too- I'm 6'3 though so feel free to wear heels

Me: Plus if you're really good I might letcha drive the bat mobile

Her: If I wore flats would you hold it against me? I'm 5'4

Her: Ooooh driving the batmobile would be a dream come true

Me: Yeah beb> It's a stick shift... Think ya can manage that ; )

Her: Naughty Buddhagames! Sexual innuendo galore, but yes I can more than manage a stick shift. One of my many talents ; )

Me;  Oh gawd boo

Her: :p

Me: I'm a virgin I hope you don't think you're gonna come over here and tryt o take advantage of me or something

Me: Damnnit I promised my mom I'd be good

Her: My goodness! I had no such intentions, I'm no harlot

Her: So offended right now

Me: I just have a weakness for a woman who knows how to ride stick

Me: Drive a stick shift**

Me: See! Already jumbling my words

Her: hahaha one track mind

Me: My mother totally warned me about girls like you

Me: Such a bad influence!

Her: I approve of your dirty thoughts, this can only end well

Her:  ;) I'm bad in the best way

Me: Mmm now you're just bein a tease beb

Her: Me? I wouldn't dream of teasing you, you are a virgin after all ; )

Me: I have a will of steel!

Her: Is that the only steel-like thing you have?