Hot Yellow Dress girl
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 18:58
Ok, met this chick at the club on saturday, she was dancing real sexy in the VIP area while i was just outside it. I give her strong eye contact while some black dude in the VIP is grinding on her, and she's partyin with the DJ right next to her. I keep up the EC doing some funny dance moves at the same time, she's lovin it. I motion my finger for her to come close to the edge of the VIP, she pouts her lips, i swipe em and wipe my finger against my lips. She laughs. 3 minutes later, i write on my iphone notes, "i want you" yell at her, she comes to the edge, takes my phone and reads it, huge LOL from her. I dance some more, then yell at her again to take her number - maybe in hindsight i should've wrote on the notes thing "come outside we need to talk" hmmm. Anyway i text her after the night is done
Me: Hey, nice dancing with you near that VIP area - Gogo
1 hour 10 mins Her: Gogoooo!!!
Me: ;)
I call her late sunday night, she doesn't pick up.
Now today i try out a new text
Me: You can be my text girlfriend for the next 5 minutes
Her: haha wow what a privaledge
Me: There goes the five minutes. Aw, we're broken up now. It's not me it's u. Was fun tho (could've done with a cheeky face emoticon perhaps, or i shouldn't have bit this word for word from Martin Crowe. I think working on her text would've been better, like "The privilege also includes taking out my trash and playing Playstation with me ;) )
But anyway, no reply, so i text 30-40 mins later
Me: Eh girl I'm just playin, after a night like sat we gotta jump on Dancing on ice and kill it ;b
Nada. Any ideas?
Me: Hey, nice dancing with you near that VIP area - Gogo
1 hour 10 mins Her: Gogoooo!!!
Me: ;)
I call her late sunday night, she doesn't pick up.
Now today i try out a new text
Me: You can be my text girlfriend for the next 5 minutes
Her: haha wow what a privaledge
Me: There goes the five minutes. Aw, we're broken up now. It's not me it's u. Was fun tho (could've done with a cheeky face emoticon perhaps, or i shouldn't have bit this word for word from Martin Crowe. I think working on her text would've been better, like "The privilege also includes taking out my trash and playing Playstation with me ;) )
But anyway, no reply, so i text 30-40 mins later
Me: Eh girl I'm just playin, after a night like sat we gotta jump on Dancing on ice and kill it ;b
Nada. Any ideas?
Mon, 06/18/2012 - 21:27
#1
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
You probably should have waited longer than 30-40 minutes. Also I don't really like using other peoples lines that often, never seems to work out lmao.
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 06:48
#2
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
I think it was incongruence more than anything. E.g. you did some pretty baller shit to get her attention and get her attracted. That notes thing is fucking SICK going to do that. Then you went all kitteny on her with those texts.. not that it's not cool in the right situation.. but in yours it wasn't the right fit.
I'd have gone deeper more mysterious. E.g. minimalist.
I'd have gone deeper more mysterious. E.g. minimalist.
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Tue, 06/19/2012 - 06:48
#3
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
Sick-Cunt;702.5254;50 wrote:
You probably should have waited longer than 30-40 minutes. Also I don't really like using other peoples lines that often, never seems to work out lmao.
Works out for pretty much everyone else. Maybe you should have a doctor check you out
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Tue, 06/19/2012 - 12:20
#4
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
@Manwhore:
Yh i feel you, i actually copied it from my hearing impaired friend who showed his notes to a girl and was like "it's too loud, but i like your face", it's so perfect for that special 'me and you' vibe, i'm using it all the time on VIP chicks now.
You reckon i should give her a call? I did notice it felt weird sending those texts, like the incongruent type of weird, it's sad cause she must've envisioned me as some kinda G and then i send some anti-climatic PUA texts. Damn...
Yh i feel you, i actually copied it from my hearing impaired friend who showed his notes to a girl and was like "it's too loud, but i like your face", it's so perfect for that special 'me and you' vibe, i'm using it all the time on VIP chicks now.
You reckon i should give her a call? I did notice it felt weird sending those texts, like the incongruent type of weird, it's sad cause she must've envisioned me as some kinda G and then i send some anti-climatic PUA texts. Damn...
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 13:05
#5
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
Gogo;702.5289;130 wrote:
it's sad cause she must've envisioned me as some kinda G and then i send some anti-climatic PUA texts. Damn...
Exactly.
Yep your next step is to call her. Nice slow slow relaxed message, let her just listen to your smooth mellowness as you just talk about some random thing, then just say talk to you later and hang up. Don't say call me or text me.
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Tue, 06/19/2012 - 13:57
#6
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
@Manwhore:
lol should've waited for advice.
I texted her instead, "Hey I've got a serious question..I noticed you've got an accent. Are u a northern gal, like geordie shore?' (that's like jersey shore but geordies live in the north of the UK).
It's not a dealbreaker text, or stupid, but whether she'll reply to it or not is unknown maybe because it telegraphed too much interest like...i remember every detail of the interaction (lol that's the curse of going out sober and writing FR's, you remember so much minute shit)
I guess i can still follow up with the phone call later tonight or possibly tomorrow?
lol should've waited for advice.
I texted her instead, "Hey I've got a serious question..I noticed you've got an accent. Are u a northern gal, like geordie shore?' (that's like jersey shore but geordies live in the north of the UK).
It's not a dealbreaker text, or stupid, but whether she'll reply to it or not is unknown maybe because it telegraphed too much interest like...i remember every detail of the interaction (lol that's the curse of going out sober and writing FR's, you remember so much minute shit)
I guess i can still follow up with the phone call later tonight or possibly tomorrow?
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:52
#7
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
@Gogo:
Day after tomorrow.
Day after tomorrow.
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Tue, 06/19/2012 - 17:18
#8
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
Manwhore;702.5266;5 wrote:
Sick-Cunt;702.5254;50 wrote:You probably should have waited longer than 30-40 minutes. Also I don't really like using other peoples lines that often, never seems to work out lmao.
Works out for pretty much everyone else. Maybe you should have a doctor check you out
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Sat, 06/23/2012 - 16:48
#9
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
@Manwhore:
I called twice, she never picked up.
Sent her a text on friday
Me: Yo i miss yur face. Let's do something reckless this wknd like wreck our livers drinking.
Nada, then today i send her
Me: I hate you. I shouldn't have given you the chance to even talk to me. You're done. Peace and love, but you won't get any from me
Her: what are you talking about?
(i try call her, she doesn't pick up)
Me: It's too late anyway, I was going to talk to you about something serious on the phone.
Her: haha you dont know me what could you possibly wanna talk to me about? sorry i cant answer atm
Me: I dunno, I think it's better face to face, I think it's more honest if i come by.
Her: haha what the hell?
Me: Where are u. Are you in a private place?
Her: no im busy with my friend i dont know what ur talkin about.
Me: Well I just wanted to ask you what the hell yur name was cause I saved it as Lea! Lol
Her: Its Leah
Me: Thought so. Your accent is maddd northern
Thoughts on what to do next? (i stole a lot from MW's bodybuilding trolling thread lulz)
Me:
I called twice, she never picked up.
Sent her a text on friday
Me: Yo i miss yur face. Let's do something reckless this wknd like wreck our livers drinking.
Nada, then today i send her
Me: I hate you. I shouldn't have given you the chance to even talk to me. You're done. Peace and love, but you won't get any from me
Her: what are you talking about?
(i try call her, she doesn't pick up)
Me: It's too late anyway, I was going to talk to you about something serious on the phone.
Her: haha you dont know me what could you possibly wanna talk to me about? sorry i cant answer atm
Me: I dunno, I think it's better face to face, I think it's more honest if i come by.
Her: haha what the hell?
Me: Where are u. Are you in a private place?
Her: no im busy with my friend i dont know what ur talkin about.
Me: Well I just wanted to ask you what the hell yur name was cause I saved it as Lea! Lol
Her: Its Leah
Me: Thought so. Your accent is maddd northern
Thoughts on what to do next? (i stole a lot from MW's bodybuilding trolling thread lulz)
Me:
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 19:02
#10
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
Hilarious. I hate when girls say "what?" or "what do you mean?". Then its like ......
You gotta show this girl that you are a fucking pimp
You gotta show this girl that you are a fucking pimp
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 23:18
#11
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
Yo man wtf. You came off weird as fuck. Honestly i think you need to use a little discretion when applying the text database. Like you came off like a boss in person and then totally donked it via text lol. You were trying to force those texts to fit this situation, which just came across as weird. Like dude chill out lol. Honestly this shouldve been handled with low octane game, very normal and chill. You even recognized you were using high octane game AND that it wasnt working but went ahead and kept running high octane game. Like yo, if it aint working adapt and tailor your texts to her. You've dug yourself a hole here. I don't mean to be a dick about it either, I just wanna emphasize that you really did well and then totally busted a 180. I would try to salvage this and then if you cant just troll her lol.
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 09:20
#12
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
@Gogo:
Ya you're mixing up signals pretty crazy here. Kind of like.. "I'm Batman. Feel my wrath. (just kidding I'm a kitten)" This isn't infusing Julienesque drama, this is switching back and forth between boss and approval-seeking behavior. It's a huge difference. Does that make sense?
Ya you're mixing up signals pretty crazy here. Kind of like.. "I'm Batman. Feel my wrath. (just kidding I'm a kitten)" This isn't infusing Julienesque drama, this is switching back and forth between boss and approval-seeking behavior. It's a huge difference. Does that make sense?
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Sun, 06/24/2012 - 11:47
#13
Re: Hot Yellow Dress girl
@Manwhore:
Yh, I'm all over the place with text, it's so inconsistent. Like sometimes ill say the funniest shit ever, get hooked on the validation and then say something which kinda fizzles out all the good work from before.
I don't even know what came over me to do stupid high octane game; just a REAL lack of congruence on my end and lack of certainty in myself. Lol some of these chicks must really think i've got psychological issues when i'm cool as fuck in person then a total madman over text, gawd that must be so crazy for them. I just got to start reading the situation and interactions better, and play it from ear.
I suppose with this one ill keep plowing with 'normal' shit for a while, like no frills or gimmicks.
Yh, I'm all over the place with text, it's so inconsistent. Like sometimes ill say the funniest shit ever, get hooked on the validation and then say something which kinda fizzles out all the good work from before.
I don't even know what came over me to do stupid high octane game; just a REAL lack of congruence on my end and lack of certainty in myself. Lol some of these chicks must really think i've got psychological issues when i'm cool as fuck in person then a total madman over text, gawd that must be so crazy for them. I just got to start reading the situation and interactions better, and play it from ear.
I suppose with this one ill keep plowing with 'normal' shit for a while, like no frills or gimmicks.