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FINALLY, frakin' A.
Nothing spectacular, i think she was sucked in deep by my profile's value. She visited my profile some time last week, i checked hers out. I didn't bother hitting her up until Tuesday.

ME: You know i saw your profile a while back and now i just have to see what you're about. My name is Guru by the way :)
HER: Hi I'm Willa :) so are you really french?

=========After a wall of messages i decide to pull the trigger==========

ME: LOL you are quite something different i like that. At least that gives you the opportunity to save up and be extra adventurous. But yes Willa you're missing out!
Been to a couple of places in Asia, they love foreigners there. I'd be walking around they yell "Michael Jordan!!" *sigh*
Souvenirs are fairly cheap so you get to spoil everybody you love. France, Canada, Tanzania, i could go on lol.
HER: Oh my gosh that is so funny. A few weeks ago I was at this party with a bunch of foreign exchange students and there was this skinny white American guy there and they were all super drunk and yelling "Eminem!" I'm so jealous though, haha I've just been living here in SB my whole life! I got away for nine months last year...but still in California lol
ME: LMFAO "Eminem" that just made my day :). This is one of the reasons i love travelling and meeting new people.
But hey Willa this OKC stuff is too getting too nerdy for me, i'm off for tonight. Shoot me a text (805) 32* ****

======== She texts me 5 mins later ===========

HER: Sweet got your number ;)
ME: Stop trying to make me blush, your spells don't work on me.... witch ;)
HER: Haha what I didn't do anything! You just actually seem to be interesting...
ME: Your did not mention seductive powers in your profile... Clever shit. Anyways what's your schedule looking like this week? i'm down for a romantic adventure.
HER: I'm down too :) I'm busy as fuck til friday afternoon when I am abruptly very available...what sort of adventure did you have in mind?
ME: Well we'd start off making each other delicious sammiches and play frisbee on the beach. If you're well behaved we may just watch a good movie of your choice.
HER: Sounds like fun :) though for some reason i've always really sucked at throwing a frisbee
ME: Lol excellent, we'll be learning off of each other. I did not know about frisbees until 7 years ago, let alone the fact that i haven't thrown one in years
HER: haha cutie
ME: ;) Time for me to get my beauty sleep, work loves me. Ill call you tomorrow pumpkin'
HER: Goodnight.

=========Wedneday night's chodey texting===========
ME: Hey I just got off work. What mischief are you causing?
HER: Im actually still in class!
ME: I was going to call but i pulled a smart move. Don't know about you but im more of a calling person
HER: Hmmm im really more of face to face person. When i'm on the phone i get super awkward :( Its made every dentist appointment i've ever had to make quite an ordeal hahah (got thrown off, i was speaking texting VS calling. Silly blonde)
ME: I totally get what you mean. Face to face would have to be priority over phone. U out of your class?

*no reply
Anyways I guess i'll give her a call on Friday and set things up.
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Re: # closed this OKC chick
====Last week
ME: OMG i hate you.
HER: I met up with some guy from this stupid fucking website and it was way too weird so that's why I've been ignoring you.
Me: I know. I had this crazy redhead last weekend from the site. She pee'd on my buddy's car, i'm now reluctant
*No response*

Alright so i'm back on track with this gal. Made plans for Thursday, however i feel it was done in a hasty manner, it lacks details... like what we're going to do. I'm probably tripping, i don't know.

==== 10/15/2012
ME: Sorry for your scary time pumpkin. I'm not a weirdo you don't have to worry! Plus we can always meet up in a public place so just in case YOU are crazy I can run ;) (thanks MW!)
HER: Damn you're persistent hahahah
ME: Well I am glad that you're chuckling. I like my people in a positive headspace :)
HER: Alright alright so i guess we should meet
ME: Alright what is your schedule looking like. I need to look at mine too
HER: Tuesday or Thursday are my good days, after 4
ME: Hmm I get off work late tomorrow, so Thursday works
HER: Cool
ME: Cool i'll call you Miss Save Africa :)
HER: Fasho
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Re: # closed this OKC chick
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Re: # closed this OKC chick
==== 10/17/2012 9:40PM
ME: I'm hopping on the bus right now and this dude is mad because he can't get his cat onboard. ha! According to him cats have amendments

==== 10/18/2012
I called her around 4:30pm but after 20 secs of ringing she ignored it lol. Man ...i'm done with this girl -.-