CHicks just wanna fuck
You get texts like this:
Me: Whatcha up to shortcake
Her: Running this event
Her: Like a boss
Her: You?
Me: You tell them you secretly like wearing men's shoes
Me: lol
Me: My boss-like nature must be rubbing off on you. That's cool, I tend to be a good influence
Her: Hahha
Her: Hard to say where I got it from but you can take the credit if it means I'll get laid tonight
Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Howd you respond to the last bit?
^ Lol. Alex123 woulda been like.. what do I say guys? :p
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
^ Lol. Alex123 woulda been like.. what do I say guys? :p
LOL
Someone please post the "my cawk is in her, now wat misc" meme pleaseeeeee
Lol I'm not asking to annoy you guys. I seriously struggle with texting literally lost hundreds of girls over text.
The one I just texted now hasn't responded lol I SUCK
Why not try new styles and see what works?
You out obviously have the basic cognitive function to carry a conversation, now get creative.
Someone please post the "my cawk is in her, now wat misc" meme pleaseeeeee
Buddha I think she's asking you if you take cash or credit. You still process credit card payments in your butt crack right?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Only Amex bro but luckily she had cash.
also- I fucked her in the but : )
As for what I responded with?
Me: I tihnk that might be doable
Me: I'll call you when I'm done meditating
lol- like at this point guys, you don't really have to do much. She's not going to say something like that, and just randomly decide, "Nope. I actually don't like this guy" heh...
I mean, you don't want to be weird about it- but yeah, you don't need to game at that point. Pick your spots
LOL at everything
you fucked this girl before those messages?
but yes great point. sometimes you game and sometimes you just let things cruise on auto pilot
Yeah, I've fucked her before lol
I love Jeff's line for stuff like this.. it's hilarious. "Well I wouldn't necessarily be opposed to the idea"
It was from one of his vids about 4 yrs back or so. This chick was drunk, talking to him, just getting more and more turned on as they were having a conversation, she goes "You just want to stick your penis inside my mouth don't you." Boom. Priceless
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Infield Jeffy on YouTube?
Haha hilarious though. A less Jeffy-nerd version I used to use is "not against it" - in a rust coal manner. Actually damn that was a sweet line, you can use it in a lot of different contexts
I had just read this and moments later I was on the phone with my gf setting up a nite out with us and another girl and she says to me "just letting you know I'm not sure where I'm at with this girl so don't necessarily expect the threesome" I said "well I'm not going to force it but I'm not necessarily opposed to it". She laughed lol its good