Pof susana
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 09:38
Starts from the start of text interaction. For context I have this goofy t-shirt in wearing on pof with a naco flexing his guns and the caption nacho man... used standard manwhore number close also.
Me: Erm, no! I just like my nacho shirt. Yeh, it's kewl
Her: And I'm gonna save your number but I don't know your name ahah
Me: my name is Kris
Her: Thanks kris.. I'm susana :) u prob know that x
Me: Yeah don't know your surname tho so can't stalk you fully lol
Her: Susana derpderderp! And u?
Me: (Deerp!). How was ur day pumkin. My burn looks like something from rocky horror show
Her: Hey u. Sorry I was working :( stalked me much on this sunday?x
Me: Didnt have time for stalking today. Did have too much caffeine though. What do you work as beb?
Her: I'm an airhostess .. I'm going to ibiza now :( fucking rain
Me: Take me with you, you can stow me away in the luggage area. I'm soaked from this weather, sucks ballz
Her: I'm waiting for the pilot! He is stuck I'm traffic x
Me: Dont worry I'm on my way. flying is like the video games right. Just press the red button
Her: Ahahhaha no way :p I don't trust u with my life ahah
Me: Its fine. I've got this. I used to be a pro kite flyer
Later on...
Her:Ahhah I'm back home :( xx
Me: No partying for you. How was you day hon. I got electrocuted
Her: What? Its was great!! Xxxx
Me: You know when electricity courses through your body. Yeah, that.
Her: I know ( I'm not stupid) how come? X
Me: I touched a light switch cuz it kept turning on and off by itself. So I thought it might be a ghost, but then was like 'ghosts don't exist' then went to turn the light off to see if it made the same noise then i got electrocuted lol
Her: Are u actualy this silly? Or r u trying to impress me?
Me: I actually got electrocuted.
Her: U silly boy x
Me: With the injuries I've sustained this last week I was thinking you could come be my nurse
Her: I'm qualified has a first aider not a nurse ahah xD I cut my finger on a glass today :/ I was a minor cut
Me: That's fine hon, we can pretend were on a plane. You can be the air hostess giving first aid to me
Her: Sounds like a fetiche lool
Me: I'm a virgin. I hope you're not trying to take advantage of me
Her: So am I. I would never think about such a thing
Me: Good cuz I promised my mum I'd be good
Her: so did I xxx
Me: What you up to. I'm just watching a film and hanging out with my room mate
Her: I'm in bed :( x
Me: Why does that make you unhappy? Beds awesome
Her:I love to sleep but I don't like to sleep early but I'm working now so I had to :( x
Later...
Her: u out tonight?
Me: No. Some of us have to work tomorrow ;b
Her: Ahah poor u :p I'm on standby so I hope I don't get called
Me: When u next off. I need Liquor and icecream in my life
Her: Do u? XxX I'm off in 2 days xx
Me: Yeah we get tequila shots followed by a lemon sorbet shot
Her: I just started drinkin my gin and tonic ahah
Me: Buy yourself a shot cuz I'm not there
Her: Awww u r so so nice ahha
After midnight im in bed
Her: I'm so fucking drunk loool ahaah (this is girl code for take me now
Next day
Me: How was your night hon. I slept through to my alarm like a baby
Her: It was fab :p I just don't wanna work tomoz :( xx
Me: I have work tomorrow too. Let's sack it off and go on an adventure
Her: Let's do it !!
Me: By tomorrow I meant Friday as I have a day off heh
Her: Ahahha I'm at work already! :( I had to wake up at 3 am xxx
Me: 3am that's more like bed time
Her: I know :( I hate getting up early x
Me: Where did u fly to today. I was punting a ball round the office today with my boss lol
Her: Las palmas :) why was that hun?x
Me: Cuz we have all kindsa fun where i work. What you up to tomorrow beb
Her: Day off and u? X
I know I just need to meet her now. Was looking at how I could make it that she's in a position where she's just ready to be taken and horny. I think BG did something earlier on that was similar
Me: Erm, no! I just like my nacho shirt. Yeh, it's kewl
Her: And I'm gonna save your number but I don't know your name ahah
Me: my name is Kris
Her: Thanks kris.. I'm susana :) u prob know that x
Me: Yeah don't know your surname tho so can't stalk you fully lol
Her: Susana derpderderp! And u?
Me: (Deerp!). How was ur day pumkin. My burn looks like something from rocky horror show
Her: Hey u. Sorry I was working :( stalked me much on this sunday?x
Me: Didnt have time for stalking today. Did have too much caffeine though. What do you work as beb?
Her: I'm an airhostess .. I'm going to ibiza now :( fucking rain
Me: Take me with you, you can stow me away in the luggage area. I'm soaked from this weather, sucks ballz
Her: I'm waiting for the pilot! He is stuck I'm traffic x
Me: Dont worry I'm on my way. flying is like the video games right. Just press the red button
Her: Ahahhaha no way :p I don't trust u with my life ahah
Me: Its fine. I've got this. I used to be a pro kite flyer
Later on...
Her:Ahhah I'm back home :( xx
Me: No partying for you. How was you day hon. I got electrocuted
Her: What? Its was great!! Xxxx
Me: You know when electricity courses through your body. Yeah, that.
Her: I know ( I'm not stupid) how come? X
Me: I touched a light switch cuz it kept turning on and off by itself. So I thought it might be a ghost, but then was like 'ghosts don't exist' then went to turn the light off to see if it made the same noise then i got electrocuted lol
Her: Are u actualy this silly? Or r u trying to impress me?
Me: I actually got electrocuted.
Her: U silly boy x
Me: With the injuries I've sustained this last week I was thinking you could come be my nurse
Her: I'm qualified has a first aider not a nurse ahah xD I cut my finger on a glass today :/ I was a minor cut
Me: That's fine hon, we can pretend were on a plane. You can be the air hostess giving first aid to me
Her: Sounds like a fetiche lool
Me: I'm a virgin. I hope you're not trying to take advantage of me
Her: So am I. I would never think about such a thing
Me: Good cuz I promised my mum I'd be good
Her: so did I xxx
Me: What you up to. I'm just watching a film and hanging out with my room mate
Her: I'm in bed :( x
Me: Why does that make you unhappy? Beds awesome
Her:I love to sleep but I don't like to sleep early but I'm working now so I had to :( x
Later...
Her: u out tonight?
Me: No. Some of us have to work tomorrow ;b
Her: Ahah poor u :p I'm on standby so I hope I don't get called
Me: When u next off. I need Liquor and icecream in my life
Her: Do u? XxX I'm off in 2 days xx
Me: Yeah we get tequila shots followed by a lemon sorbet shot
Her: I just started drinkin my gin and tonic ahah
Me: Buy yourself a shot cuz I'm not there
Her: Awww u r so so nice ahha
After midnight im in bed
Her: I'm so fucking drunk loool ahaah (this is girl code for take me now
Next day
Me: How was your night hon. I slept through to my alarm like a baby
Her: It was fab :p I just don't wanna work tomoz :( xx
Me: I have work tomorrow too. Let's sack it off and go on an adventure
Her: Let's do it !!
Me: By tomorrow I meant Friday as I have a day off heh
Her: Ahahha I'm at work already! :( I had to wake up at 3 am xxx
Me: 3am that's more like bed time
Her: I know :( I hate getting up early x
Me: Where did u fly to today. I was punting a ball round the office today with my boss lol
Her: Las palmas :) why was that hun?x
Me: Cuz we have all kindsa fun where i work. What you up to tomorrow beb
Her: Day off and u? X
I know I just need to meet her now. Was looking at how I could make it that she's in a position where she's just ready to be taken and horny. I think BG did something earlier on that was similar