My texting feels too logical(3 #s, no responses)
Tue, 10/16/2012 - 17:53
Hey guys,
Here my text convo( or lack of it) after 3 numbers I got which I felt were decent. Something feels lacking in my texting. Perhaps, too logical?
Tall blonde resp therapist
Me: Hey xxx, hope you enjoyed your private, solo champagne part. Let me know who won in flip cup btwn you and yourself.
Her:Unfortunately I wasn't able to get my champagne...So I got my wine on instead
Her: And I totally won all the drinking games...So proud
Me: Nice. Solo winning!!! Ill have to take you down at one of these drinking games one day and then mercilessly dominate you...in thumb war.
Me: Even w you taking advantage of me, ill still in passed out. Im just that amazing. Good night.
Her: Lol night
Next day:
Me: R u in heaven, hell or hung over today? (she was calling her work hell and her time away from work heaven)
Me: What you been up to today pumpkinbutt? I just got readdicted to hulu and watched the snl vp debate spoof. Way too funny.
No response
Southern grad student
Me: Hey xxx, hope you stopped studying by now. You should be watching gilmore or whatever it is that you southern bells watch. Goodnight. -XXX
Me: Perhaps a paula dean cooking show.
Next day
Me: What you been up to today pumpkinbutt? I just got readdicted to hulu and watched the snl vp debate spoof. Way too funny.
Super hot Venezuelan MILF
Me; Hey xxx, hope you a nice night of hot chocoloate( w vodka in it obviously) and being covered in thirty blankets. You better have left some for your kids.
Next day
Me:Hey muffinbutt, i heard this sexy venezuelan goddess got frozen into a block of ice today. Stand by your heater, that will help.
I guess I'll just voicemail attack all these girlies and see what happens.
Here my text convo( or lack of it) after 3 numbers I got which I felt were decent. Something feels lacking in my texting. Perhaps, too logical?
Tall blonde resp therapist
Me: Hey xxx, hope you enjoyed your private, solo champagne part. Let me know who won in flip cup btwn you and yourself.
Her:Unfortunately I wasn't able to get my champagne...So I got my wine on instead
Her: And I totally won all the drinking games...So proud
Me: Nice. Solo winning!!! Ill have to take you down at one of these drinking games one day and then mercilessly dominate you...in thumb war.
Me: Even w you taking advantage of me, ill still in passed out. Im just that amazing. Good night.
Her: Lol night
Next day:
Me: R u in heaven, hell or hung over today? (she was calling her work hell and her time away from work heaven)
Me: What you been up to today pumpkinbutt? I just got readdicted to hulu and watched the snl vp debate spoof. Way too funny.
No response
Southern grad student
Me: Hey xxx, hope you stopped studying by now. You should be watching gilmore or whatever it is that you southern bells watch. Goodnight. -XXX
Me: Perhaps a paula dean cooking show.
Next day
Me: What you been up to today pumpkinbutt? I just got readdicted to hulu and watched the snl vp debate spoof. Way too funny.
Super hot Venezuelan MILF
Me; Hey xxx, hope you a nice night of hot chocoloate( w vodka in it obviously) and being covered in thirty blankets. You better have left some for your kids.
Next day
Me:Hey muffinbutt, i heard this sexy venezuelan goddess got frozen into a block of ice today. Stand by your heater, that will help.
I guess I'll just voicemail attack all these girlies and see what happens.