Last Saturday
Wed, 09/26/2012 - 00:40
Went out Saturday night and met plenty of chicks. Apparently i was just a chick magnet with my dance moves. Had danced with this particular blonde who came with her 2 friends for just that night...Fawk. I was dancing with her and she was just LOVING it, i was full-on taking charge and man-handling her. To the point where she threw the BF shit-test at me while she was grinding on me. She turns back "I have a bf so you better not be pulling any moves on me!"....I lolled, her body language betrayed everything, couldn't take her seriously so I laughed it off like "right, yeah ok" and spun her back the other way, groping her. Never went for a pull because the logistics on her end were horrible *sigh*
Eventually i meet this 5'5 brunette on the street, tight dress >:D
The interaction was nothing spectacular because we would get distracted by someone or she we just ramble on, qualifying herself. I just clawed her and lifted her around from time to time because i was feeling awesome. K#closed her and sent "oh hi sugarface"
The interesting part was today's text with her:
ME: Alright Miss Holden, you're my new Text Message Girlfriend... for the next 5 mins
....
ME (5 mins later): Awww we're broken up. It's not you it's me. Was fun though
HER: Oops looks like i missed my chance. Sorry
ME: Oh yes you did. It was going to entail some pleasant romantic banter if you're any good at it ;) (challenging her!!)
HER: hahahahaha no that's not really my thing
ME: Sugarface i don't know what boring material every other guy has been texting you, but you''re missing out! The Elizabeth i remember was fun and groovy
HER: I am fun and groovy! But i don't really enjoy intense flirting over text message nor do i like ridiculous pet names. Africa, i'm so sorry i don't think this is going to work out
ME: You're right Elizabeth.... This is definitely not going to work out over text. I say we meet for some merry Freebirds, what's your schedule looking like this week?
LOL what pet name? "sugarface"? she's so retarded it made my day :)
Eventually i meet this 5'5 brunette on the street, tight dress >:D
The interaction was nothing spectacular because we would get distracted by someone or she we just ramble on, qualifying herself. I just clawed her and lifted her around from time to time because i was feeling awesome. K#closed her and sent "oh hi sugarface"
The interesting part was today's text with her:
ME: Alright Miss Holden, you're my new Text Message Girlfriend... for the next 5 mins
....
ME (5 mins later): Awww we're broken up. It's not you it's me. Was fun though
HER: Oops looks like i missed my chance. Sorry
ME: Oh yes you did. It was going to entail some pleasant romantic banter if you're any good at it ;) (challenging her!!)
HER: hahahahaha no that's not really my thing
ME: Sugarface i don't know what boring material every other guy has been texting you, but you''re missing out! The Elizabeth i remember was fun and groovy
HER: I am fun and groovy! But i don't really enjoy intense flirting over text message nor do i like ridiculous pet names. Africa, i'm so sorry i don't think this is going to work out
ME: You're right Elizabeth.... This is definitely not going to work out over text. I say we meet for some merry Freebirds, what's your schedule looking like this week?
LOL what pet name? "sugarface"? she's so retarded it made my day :)