Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
Mon, 06/25/2012 - 23:37
Hey guys,
I was absent for a few months studying for my MCAT, but now I have a lot more free time and I want hit this area of my life. My text game probably suffers from me sending too many texts and making them too wordy.
Anyways, I got a number from this Columbian chick with a banging body and would love to see where this goes. Any suggestions as to what I should text are welcome. And I'll put what I'm thinking of sending, so I can get critiqued, improve, and not shoot myself in the foot. So far...
Me: Hey [her name], its [my name]. Please dont respond in spanish. I dont want to have to show my superior Spanish skills.
Her: Hi. Ok I won't ;)
I guess I was thinking of sending something later in the evening like, " I forgot to tell you, I charge lots of money for Spanish lesiones. Puedes pagar in Columbian coffee beans."
I was absent for a few months studying for my MCAT, but now I have a lot more free time and I want hit this area of my life. My text game probably suffers from me sending too many texts and making them too wordy.
Anyways, I got a number from this Columbian chick with a banging body and would love to see where this goes. Any suggestions as to what I should text are welcome. And I'll put what I'm thinking of sending, so I can get critiqued, improve, and not shoot myself in the foot. So far...
Me: Hey [her name], its [my name]. Please dont respond in spanish. I dont want to have to show my superior Spanish skills.
Her: Hi. Ok I won't ;)
I guess I was thinking of sending something later in the evening like, " I forgot to tell you, I charge lots of money for Spanish lesiones. Puedes pagar in Columbian coffee beans."
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 05:53
#1
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
Sent her this today
Me: I heard all columbians are drug dealers. So, I'm a little suspicious of you...
After about 4-5 hrs, I got no reply, so thought I'd send something more casual, less of "trying to be humorous".
Me: Just took best nap ever. Bout to make chow mein. Wat u up to?
No response. Was something wrong in my texts?
Me: I heard all columbians are drug dealers. So, I'm a little suspicious of you...
After about 4-5 hrs, I got no reply, so thought I'd send something more casual, less of "trying to be humorous".
Me: Just took best nap ever. Bout to make chow mein. Wat u up to?
No response. Was something wrong in my texts?
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 07:14
#2
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
@WanderingSoul:
Yea ok so I thought the first text was kinda corny even thought it was slightly arrogant (wish is good).
The "I heard all columbians are drug dealers. So I'm a little suspicious of you" is what i feel killed you w/her. If I ever said something like that - I would only say something like that in person because at least you can gauge how she reacts and if it's bad you can just say some dumb or witty shit in return. But over text that message is just overkill because it's risky w/no purpose...she's not gonna read your text and go "ooh! he called me a suspicious drug dealer...let me meet up with this guy because I'm suspicious". You get what I'm saying
I would have gone with the "just took best nap ever. Bout to make chow main. Wat u up to?" text first so you could at least figure out her schedule - which is the #1 point of text game. You could even say something like "yo just took best nap ever. dreamt that i was on my throne and u and ur friends fed me grapes while my dog licked my feet clean". Some dumb funny arrogant shit like that. I might actually test that one.
I actually wonder how you can recover from this. Maybe someone else can pitch in....
Yea ok so I thought the first text was kinda corny even thought it was slightly arrogant (wish is good).
The "I heard all columbians are drug dealers. So I'm a little suspicious of you" is what i feel killed you w/her. If I ever said something like that - I would only say something like that in person because at least you can gauge how she reacts and if it's bad you can just say some dumb or witty shit in return. But over text that message is just overkill because it's risky w/no purpose...she's not gonna read your text and go "ooh! he called me a suspicious drug dealer...let me meet up with this guy because I'm suspicious". You get what I'm saying
I would have gone with the "just took best nap ever. Bout to make chow main. Wat u up to?" text first so you could at least figure out her schedule - which is the #1 point of text game. You could even say something like "yo just took best nap ever. dreamt that i was on my throne and u and ur friends fed me grapes while my dog licked my feet clean". Some dumb funny arrogant shit like that. I might actually test that one.
I actually wonder how you can recover from this. Maybe someone else can pitch in....
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 17:01
#3
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
Would be hilarious if someone in her family actually is a drug dealer and shes like "ohhh shit...he knows"
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 00:09
#4
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
Somehow got this thing back, by using the robbing bank text.
Me: Im thinkin about robbing a bank tomorrow. U free to drive around 7?
Her:Lol...Ok!Mm I actually work tomorrow so I can't :(
Me: Since when is work an excuse to earn tons of illegal money. Also, work at 7?
Her: Jajaja I know I which I could go and get some of that money. But I work in a bar.
I was thinking I could push for a meetup tonight, by saying, "Change of plans, going to rob a coffee shop(name) at 9 and perhaps get a beverage. Join me."
Me: Im thinkin about robbing a bank tomorrow. U free to drive around 7?
Her:Lol...Ok!Mm I actually work tomorrow so I can't :(
Me: Since when is work an excuse to earn tons of illegal money. Also, work at 7?
Her: Jajaja I know I which I could go and get some of that money. But I work in a bar.
I was thinking I could push for a meetup tonight, by saying, "Change of plans, going to rob a coffee shop(name) at 9 and perhaps get a beverage. Join me."
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 01:32
#5
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
I have a strong feeling that won't work but you can never know unless you try,
You haven't really built comfort with this girl but also its a coffee shop so she likely wont worry about being raped. If she thinks your a high value guy she will do it.
You haven't really built comfort with this girl but also its a coffee shop so she likely wont worry about being raped. If she thinks your a high value guy she will do it.
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 01:50
#6
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
@Sick-Cunt
Yeah, I didn't too comfortable with that idea either. I guess it was me being excited in the moment.
Instead, I sent her.
Me: Well, at least steal some liquor for the post robbery celebration. Please, no tequila, im more of a gin and tonic man.
No response yet, but I was thinking a sending something more comfort-building, like "What the first thing you will do with your millions(besides giving half to me)?"
Yeah, I didn't too comfortable with that idea either. I guess it was me being excited in the moment.
Instead, I sent her.
Me: Well, at least steal some liquor for the post robbery celebration. Please, no tequila, im more of a gin and tonic man.
No response yet, but I was thinking a sending something more comfort-building, like "What the first thing you will do with your millions(besides giving half to me)?"
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 02:08
#7
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
Be patient bro. Patience is the key to success.
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 02:13
#8
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
@Sick-Cunt:
I totally agree. I have way too impatient with this stuff, especially with the texting part, since its my sticking point. I'm starting to get too needy for a response. I need to just chillax. Thanks, man
I totally agree. I have way too impatient with this stuff, especially with the texting part, since its my sticking point. I'm starting to get too needy for a response. I need to just chillax. Thanks, man
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 04:16
#9
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
If you have abundance then you can give 0 fucks about one girl and you won't worry about her not replying and do better in general. I remember worrying a shit load about a girl taking long to reply but once I had other girls then I stopped giving a fuck.
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 17:46
#10
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
@WanderingSoul:
Yeah I still sort of have the same issue. Patience bro. You and I have this issue because we're not internally validated at the moment.Try reading some self-esteem (six pillars of self-esteem by BRANDEN) stuff BUT continue to go out and pimp. Don't get all faggy on us and be like yea i'm gonna do inner game first. Do both at the same time.
Yeah I still sort of have the same issue. Patience bro. You and I have this issue because we're not internally validated at the moment.Try reading some self-esteem (six pillars of self-esteem by BRANDEN) stuff BUT continue to go out and pimp. Don't get all faggy on us and be like yea i'm gonna do inner game first. Do both at the same time.
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 23:29
#11
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
Here's a small update on my texting with miss columbiana.
Me:When u get milllions from my bank robbery, whats the first thing u are going to do with it(besides giving me half)? Don't say "world peace".
Her: Lol oh no. That is not in my hans :p. I will invest it and pay for my last tow uears of school :p them maybe go shopping for one day:p
Me:With the quip about investing, im guessing school for accounting or banking. Surprised no mention of travel, u seemed more adventurous.
Her: Yes but tha comes later:)! I won't spent all that money traveling :p(She was at work when she sent this)
Me: R u allowed to text while serving drunk old men at the bar? Well...i guess get your one text per shift to really awesome and modest guy.
Last night no reply.
Me(today): Did u have to stop serving anyone last night? With all my new money, i invested half(advice form a smart woman) and went to le cinque terre and back. Good times.
No response yet, and problems with my texts. I feel like I should set up a Day 2 for Sunday. Let me know if this is a feasible plan.
Me:When u get milllions from my bank robbery, whats the first thing u are going to do with it(besides giving me half)? Don't say "world peace".
Her: Lol oh no. That is not in my hans :p. I will invest it and pay for my last tow uears of school :p them maybe go shopping for one day:p
Me:With the quip about investing, im guessing school for accounting or banking. Surprised no mention of travel, u seemed more adventurous.
Her: Yes but tha comes later:)! I won't spent all that money traveling :p(She was at work when she sent this)
Me: R u allowed to text while serving drunk old men at the bar? Well...i guess get your one text per shift to really awesome and modest guy.
Last night no reply.
Me(today): Did u have to stop serving anyone last night? With all my new money, i invested half(advice form a smart woman) and went to le cinque terre and back. Good times.
No response yet, and problems with my texts. I feel like I should set up a Day 2 for Sunday. Let me know if this is a feasible plan.
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 01:17
#12
Re: Getting Back in the Swing of Things- Columbian Chick
@WanderingSoul:
She said "hans" thats my name. Looks like she is thinking about me bro and thats why she don't answer you. Sorry for your loss.
I feel like your last two messages sucked. Like you are sucking value and seeking validation and too invested in her. Like you were doing okay then you went and called her out on texting you instead of working, possibly making her not answer. Then you referred back to it the next day making it worse off.
She said "hans" thats my name. Looks like she is thinking about me bro and thats why she don't answer you. Sorry for your loss.
I feel like your last two messages sucked. Like you are sucking value and seeking validation and too invested in her. Like you were doing okay then you went and called her out on texting you instead of working, possibly making her not answer. Then you referred back to it the next day making it worse off.