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Went out with my non-community boys tonight and we basically tore up the bar. Second we get in, We head straight to the pong table and put our name on the board and then I point at the bar and say, "DRINKS!" and for whatever reason we all starting laughing and then start chanting like at the TOP of our lungs, "DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS DIRNKS DRINKS" haha and then some girl comes up to me and goes, "I don't like the pocket on your sweater" and before I can say anything- another girl comes up and goes, "I love your sweater" and then literally as I'm responding to the first girl, ANOTHER girl comes up, while I'm talking to the other 2 and goes, "I just had to come up and say how much I love your sweater".. but DRINKS awaited, so me and my boys talk to these girls for a bit but peace out to go get warmed up with some cranberry and vodkas (speaking of which- DMANIT- the bartender was into me but I totally forgot to get her number... I was flicking bottle caps at her and she was loving it)

Anyway- get some drinks and some good songs come on so we just start singing and dancing like the crazy fucks that we are.. a couple girls come up and start grinding on all of us. At one point, some girl starts dancing and I'm just like, "IM A POLL. DANCE ON ME" haha and she starts dancing on me..

My boys want to take a lap so we leave and head over to the other bar, grab some more drinks and just chill and sing and dance.

Head back over to the pong table... some chicks are TEARING IT UP.. so watch them and they hit 5 in a row and we all flip the fuck out and we chat with them for like 15 minutes but then it's our turn

We win 3 games of pong in a row- finally back to just doing me. I'm kinda a frat dude that doesn't give a fuck- lol at this point, It's hot as fuck, so I take my sweater off and I just tie it around my waist, cause I'm a nerd and don't give a fuck. Went the entire night without specifically talking to a girl (except for girls that came up and talked to me) and then we ended up playing against 2 girls- one of them was the hottest girl in the bar and her friend was cute as hell (id put her at top 4 in the bar)

I go up and talk shit to the cute one (I'm way more into CUTE girls than HOT girls... I'm' weird like that)

My boys and I were just singing shit and dancing like crazy fucks all night - I kinda had this realization, that for me, having a blast and relaxing and enjoying myself, is more important than having sex. Just my own preference... god... I'm such a BAD pooah-

I kept telling my boys how into this cute chick I was and they were tight cause they had my back- they were like, "dude, we're just gonna make you look good- you got this"- haha so much better than hanging out with a bunch of pooahs who would judge you if you said something like that.. much more relaxing... also, these guys could hang with her friends while I talked to her, without freaking anyone out... like we coulda chilled with these girls all night, no problem... nobody being weird- nobody trying hard- was good... I need more guys at this level

So after we beat these girls, I go over and chat with them for a while and my girl and I hit it off like champs... my boys keep coming over and just upping me huge- keep saying good things about me but in a VERY chilled out way, so that it comes across like they are just good friends who want to hang out with me (which is exactly what it was)

Eventually I tell my girl that my friends need me back and that I gotta go help them close out this last game of pong, so I go over and we finish up the game and just as we finish, I see some dudes talkin to my girl and before I can even say anything my boy jebner is on it like white on rice and is like, "Yo- you play, I'ma go take care of those dudes" and just as he's walking over to handle the situation, I see teh dudes leave and the girls walk over right next to us and just stand there

Then after a little bit, my girl hands me her phone and is like, "Hey can you take a photo of us", so I do it but also kinda act like the director of a movie and tell them to take certain poses etc.

We goof around and we all take photos with eachother for a bit and then I just talk to my girl some more (I got her # a while ago at this point)

Her friends are really into me but my girl says that my friends are looking for me and I tell her she's cool and she like giggles and slaps me in the chest and is like, "You're cool too"

Damn... this girl was so fucking cool.

Anyway- I bounce out and like 30 minutes later the following text convo takes place:

Her: Ashley wants you to come feed her
Me: ?
Her: Hahaha she's so drunk. She keeps saying you promised her food
Me: haha what are you guys doing
Her: haha putting her to bed bc she has a noon flight. Mallory doesn't seem to be mad at me anymore so I guess that's good
Me: : )

Anyway- this chicks a nany in long island, so we'll see... but we'll def. hang out again- prob next weekend. I'll text her tomorrow. I know she was into me and jeezus she was so fucking cute.

Def. have a lil oneitis with this girl lol but wtvr, who cares if I fuck it up.
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