Why it actually HELPS to force yourself to NOT go out every night: A story of a caged Buddha
Fri, 10/26/2012 - 14:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOXm_qmC05o
Imagine a caged animal.
That animal wants to get out, it's DYING to get out. It looks out of its cage and sees the world outside and sits, arms draped around the bars, longing for the day when it can get out.
Now imagine a caged Buddha. That Buddha wants to get out, it's DYING to get out.
When that buddha IS unleashed, for the 2-3 nights a week, that its master allows it to leave its cage, there are NO boundaries, there is NOTHING he won't do.
I am giving myself 2-3 nights a week to do what I used to do in 7.
People can fucking SMELL it on me. A coworker of mine was in the elevator with me and goes, "xxcoworker looked hot on the videofeed (we have video conferences with our office in sf)) I was like, "Yeah, she wasn't bad" and he goes, "Damn, Buddha... I wanna go out with you"
I just say...
"No you don't" and kinda laugh
You do NOT want to go out with a caged Buddha. You couldn't handle it.
Katalyst can handle it but that's just because he's weird and just as psycho as me. Manwhore could handle it but that's just because he's already a member of the ss
You go out with me and you'll just WANT to get left behind- but when you're out with Buddha there's a "No man left behind" policy- which means, you'll just get pushed till you break and then you'll finally get what it means to step the fuck up. Those moments when you're so fucking tired that you literally CANT give a fuck what anyone thinks... So you push till that point and then you KEEP PUSHING... and THATS when you start to see some crazy shit happen
-pulls outside the subway stop on your way home because you're so tired that you just don't give a fuck and as a result, start running proper game
-pulls on the street at 3am for the same reason
-Pulls outside the hottest clubs for the same reason
-Making out and grabbing #'s while the boyfriend is right there
You'll want a break. You'll want to just stand there. You aren't ready for this. You aren't ready to experience a caged Buddha
A caged Buddha is even more deadly than a free-range Buddha
An onslaught of Caged-Buddha is... well.... terrifying.
I don't give a fuck what I did last week. You're only as good as your last pull.
If you go out and just dick around- step the fuck up. Period.
Imagine a caged animal.
That animal wants to get out, it's DYING to get out. It looks out of its cage and sees the world outside and sits, arms draped around the bars, longing for the day when it can get out.
Now imagine a caged Buddha. That Buddha wants to get out, it's DYING to get out.
When that buddha IS unleashed, for the 2-3 nights a week, that its master allows it to leave its cage, there are NO boundaries, there is NOTHING he won't do.
I am giving myself 2-3 nights a week to do what I used to do in 7.
People can fucking SMELL it on me. A coworker of mine was in the elevator with me and goes, "xxcoworker looked hot on the videofeed (we have video conferences with our office in sf)) I was like, "Yeah, she wasn't bad" and he goes, "Damn, Buddha... I wanna go out with you"
I just say...
"No you don't" and kinda laugh
You do NOT want to go out with a caged Buddha. You couldn't handle it.
Katalyst can handle it but that's just because he's weird and just as psycho as me. Manwhore could handle it but that's just because he's already a member of the ss
You go out with me and you'll just WANT to get left behind- but when you're out with Buddha there's a "No man left behind" policy- which means, you'll just get pushed till you break and then you'll finally get what it means to step the fuck up. Those moments when you're so fucking tired that you literally CANT give a fuck what anyone thinks... So you push till that point and then you KEEP PUSHING... and THATS when you start to see some crazy shit happen
-pulls outside the subway stop on your way home because you're so tired that you just don't give a fuck and as a result, start running proper game
-pulls on the street at 3am for the same reason
-Pulls outside the hottest clubs for the same reason
-Making out and grabbing #'s while the boyfriend is right there
You'll want a break. You'll want to just stand there. You aren't ready for this. You aren't ready to experience a caged Buddha
A caged Buddha is even more deadly than a free-range Buddha
An onslaught of Caged-Buddha is... well.... terrifying.
I don't give a fuck what I did last week. You're only as good as your last pull.
If you go out and just dick around- step the fuck up. Period.