Lol convo with buddy's GF
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 04:51
Alright just something i thought i'd share with you guys.
A couple of days back i was with my Russian buddy Vitaliy chilling at my hotel lounge. He eventually gets on the phone with his gal, have a random gossip going. She's one of the most chill girls i know, tiny troll and loves to try and wrestle me down. lmfao...ya.
Anyways I hop onto the lounge computers to check shit out, then she IMs me on Facebook. The whole time she does this, Vitaliy is in the background, reading the dialogue, laughing his ass off. Needless to say it was fun.
HER: Hey..where are you you crazy black ass ninja man?
ME: with my gf <.<
umad?
HER: Haha no I know that I'm talking to your white ass russian bromanced guy...he says he looking for your sexy ass
ME: unfortunately im sitting on it ;P (my ass)
HER: it? Oh God!! Didn't need to know about your ass raping adventures!!
Btw I know someone giving free blow jobs!! He's sitting right next to you!! ;)
ME: He didn't tell you about them???
And ya i have tthis hot babe sitting on the comp next to me.
Got that hot tan from this beautiful sun
HER: Let me guess, blond hair, blue eyes, nice tan, big dick?
ME: Ill find out when i take her upstairs ;D
HER: Her? I always known he was different, but wow. Btw he likes to take a shower first!! Make sure to get "her" nice and soaped up!! LMFAO!!
ME: Ya? ill have to exploit that option
sounds hot.
HER: Sure you guys are "exploiting" it right now!!
Vitaliy is breathing rather hard
ME: Ya If you're lucky you can join.
HER: I'm good!! Too much sausage for me..your sausage is too much by itself and then add Vitaliy's fuck!! I'm all good. You two have fun though!! Safe sex is fun sex!! You don't wanna get AIDS now...and wth is that!!?? That's your dick smart one!!
ME: I can hear vitaliy crying now
party pooper
HER: And yes I know I suck...suck dick...just like you Vitaliy!!
ME: ;P
you'll do that?
girl you gonna make me blush
please stop
HER: Oh I may be making you blush, but Vitaliy's "skills" are gonna be making you scream pretty soon here!! He's got a deep throat you know.
ME: So you know him that well
i can't do this alone tho
HER: You're not..Vitaliy's there. You know once he told me he likes them black and tall ;)
(No response from because this was getting too out of hand for me lol.)
HER (5 mins later):It's cool..I know you stopped writing cuz your too busy moaning!! You two have fun, but please remember...I want pictures!! Haha LMAO jk!!
ME: You don't need to lie. It's ok ill keep the pics our dirty little secret.
HER: Okay good!! You know I only want them cuz your in them anyway!! Shhh.. don't tell Vitaliy!!
ME: Deal! Kk ill log off, he's stepping out of the shower now. (lie)
HER: kk bye you two!! ;)
btw he likes cum shots to the face!! *sends pic of 2 fatties doing 69*
ME: You took that? (sarcastic)
HER: No!! Apparently this is the shit Javiar likes to look at!!
btw...Vitaliy actually wanted me to send that to you cuz thats what he wants to happen right now...just thought I would warn you...
ME: WHAT THE FUCK.
HER: He'll like that. He likes it rough!!
ME: rawr!
HER: More like OMGOOOODDDDD UGGGHH!!
A couple of days back i was with my Russian buddy Vitaliy chilling at my hotel lounge. He eventually gets on the phone with his gal, have a random gossip going. She's one of the most chill girls i know, tiny troll and loves to try and wrestle me down. lmfao...ya.
Anyways I hop onto the lounge computers to check shit out, then she IMs me on Facebook. The whole time she does this, Vitaliy is in the background, reading the dialogue, laughing his ass off. Needless to say it was fun.
HER: Hey..where are you you crazy black ass ninja man?
ME: with my gf <.<
umad?
HER: Haha no I know that I'm talking to your white ass russian bromanced guy...he says he looking for your sexy ass
ME: unfortunately im sitting on it ;P (my ass)
HER: it? Oh God!! Didn't need to know about your ass raping adventures!!
Btw I know someone giving free blow jobs!! He's sitting right next to you!! ;)
ME: He didn't tell you about them???
And ya i have tthis hot babe sitting on the comp next to me.
Got that hot tan from this beautiful sun
HER: Let me guess, blond hair, blue eyes, nice tan, big dick?
ME: Ill find out when i take her upstairs ;D
HER: Her? I always known he was different, but wow. Btw he likes to take a shower first!! Make sure to get "her" nice and soaped up!! LMFAO!!
ME: Ya? ill have to exploit that option
sounds hot.
HER: Sure you guys are "exploiting" it right now!!
Vitaliy is breathing rather hard
ME: Ya If you're lucky you can join.
HER: I'm good!! Too much sausage for me..your sausage is too much by itself and then add Vitaliy's fuck!! I'm all good. You two have fun though!! Safe sex is fun sex!! You don't wanna get AIDS now...and wth is that!!?? That's your dick smart one!!
ME: I can hear vitaliy crying now
party pooper
HER: And yes I know I suck...suck dick...just like you Vitaliy!!
ME: ;P
you'll do that?
girl you gonna make me blush
please stop
HER: Oh I may be making you blush, but Vitaliy's "skills" are gonna be making you scream pretty soon here!! He's got a deep throat you know.
ME: So you know him that well
i can't do this alone tho
HER: You're not..Vitaliy's there. You know once he told me he likes them black and tall ;)
(No response from because this was getting too out of hand for me lol.)
HER (5 mins later):It's cool..I know you stopped writing cuz your too busy moaning!! You two have fun, but please remember...I want pictures!! Haha LMAO jk!!
ME: You don't need to lie. It's ok ill keep the pics our dirty little secret.
HER: Okay good!! You know I only want them cuz your in them anyway!! Shhh.. don't tell Vitaliy!!
ME: Deal! Kk ill log off, he's stepping out of the shower now. (lie)
HER: kk bye you two!! ;)
btw he likes cum shots to the face!! *sends pic of 2 fatties doing 69*
ME: You took that? (sarcastic)
HER: No!! Apparently this is the shit Javiar likes to look at!!
btw...Vitaliy actually wanted me to send that to you cuz thats what he wants to happen right now...just thought I would warn you...
ME: WHAT THE FUCK.
HER: He'll like that. He likes it rough!!
ME: rawr!
HER: More like OMGOOOODDDDD UGGGHH!!