(Lay Report) What Do a Gymnast and a National Chess Champion Have in Common? They Love Terrorists...
Had to post up this sexy psuedo lay report about the time I slayed the U.S. National 2nd Place Chess Champion...she also happens to be a hot gymnast ;)
Me: Damn i luv asian girls
Me: Hows it goin buttercup
Her: Well im not asian lol XD
Me: Ya me either lol
Me: watcha up to i just finished saving some kittens from these big bad trees (Meow)
Her: That sounds very heroic of you
Her: I'm just picking up my little brother from a camp thing lol
Me: Aw thats cute how old is the lil guy
Me: My lil cousin is in town we can set them up. She's related to me so she's quite adorable
Her: hahaha he's 12! Almost 13
Her: he's not really looking for anything serious tho :/
Me: Well babe she isnt about to be played by some smooth talkin 12 year old!
Me: im gonna b supervising..you and your brother
Me: i cant have you taking advantage of me either ;p
Her: haha we would never do that XD
Me: Hey love u goin out tonight or staying home w the kids lol :p
Her: haha i'm going out! But i'm not in XXX tonight
Me: oh word
Me: hey im losing wifi shoot me your num
Her: Its XXX-XXXX :)
Me: Thank gawd the bubble came up blue could've been a deal breaker ;) (Aequitas)
Me: - Jihad
Her: hey boo
Her: true thank you for having an iphone XD
Me: Lol when r u back in town bhubbs
Her: I'm only here for a few days
Her: Come chill w meee
Me: Sounds like a plan
Me: wait, you still at XXX
Me: i aint driving there lol and my magic carpet is at the dry cleaners
Her: haha hellooo
Her: im sorry i was extremely drunk last night
Her: im still recovering
Her: obviously i didnt expect you to drive to NC XD
Me: Lol all good girl
Me: although im still taking u up on that offer ;)
Me: was blasted last night too went to bed with the shivers lol
No response for a day? Or two? Can't remember, either way, it wasn't enough for her to latch on too. A lil pushy.
Me: Pug Pic
Me: Hey you
Her: XD XD
Her: Hey hows it going?
Best way to re-engage a girl HANDS DOWN ;)
Her: I'm assuming you just didn't see this and you're not ignoring me :D
Oh shit...this chick's got game lol
Me: hey love not ignoring you just been hella busy is all
Me: How are you?
Her: haha dont worry im just kidding. I'm fine! Hanging out with my brother again
Me: Hey hot stuff what're u doin rn
Her: Hey ;) hanging w my fam
Me: what do i gotta do to get a playdate with u tonight
Me: u can bring your schoolgirl backpack and i'll provide the crayola markers
Her: I would be disappointed if there wasn't one cause i do love art projects :(
Her: I'm kinda busy tonight though with my family! But another night for sure
Me: All im reading is "save me!"
Me: i gotcha girl. Dont be alarmed when a rlly hot jacked dude barges in with a ski mask
Me: Thats me
Her: Believe me i would love to see that XD
Her: But everyone wants to hang with me. gotta split my time fairly
Me: thats SO selfish of you :p
Me: Whats on the agenda for tday, im coaching little league soccer rn
Me: now is not the time to be doing your nails
Her: haah im shadowing at my dads hospital today then i go to richmond for the weekend
Her: My nails are not done actually and they look horrible :(
Me: Ya and you're also gonna see me before you leave
Her: Will you be mad if i said i dont have time?
Me: Do you wanna get spanked
Me: Good i'll pick you up in a bit we'll grab icecream
Me: bring toilet paper
Her: funny XD i wish i could
Her: i do love icecream
Her: but i'll still love icecream on tuesday ;)
Me: That better be a date
Me: Cuz i'd love to
Her: Me too
Her: my schedule is a bit unpredictable but definitely sometime next week
Her: do you have snapchat
Me: Only if u send me something risque ;)
Her: depends on what you send me ;)
Me: idk if you could handle it
Her: I guess we'll see wont we
Me: You're a very bad girl. I like it
Me: i'm gonn ahave fun picking you up and throwing that hot lilbody around
Her: sounds like exactly what i need
Her: But you're gonna have to keep me interested
Me: girl im not your pet dog lol
Me: but i will eat you out like one if you behave yourself
Her: ...but we'll start with icecream :D
Me: pff duh i aint free baby
Her: Neither am i
Me: ofcourse sweetheart, you're so cute n fiesty we're gonna look so good in those ski masks
Her: Idk i'd rather not rob anything or anyone just to be clear
Me: girl are you crazy? the only thing im gonna rob is your heart
Me: water it with luv and sprinkle it with gumdrops
Her: Aw thats very poetic of you
Her: My snapchat is X if you feel the urge to add me ;)
*2 days later - Whoops lol
Her: Soo are we still going out this week or are you over me already :(
What a hella good re-engagement text lol
Me: Hey pumpkin been hella busy just got off work
Me: i'll let you know about this week but you gotta give me a day
Her: lol its alright, take your time i'll be patient ;)
Me: when do you get back
Her: tomorrow! I'm free tuesday
Me: wednesday we're getting icecream
Her: can't wait :)
**Over the course of the next few days I keep texting her just to maintain the vibe and build up the date. We sext too and Wednesday finally comes around.
The date was set up for 1PMish and she was gonna meet me at my place. Me being the top notch player that I am partied hard the night prior and woke up at 1:50PM to multiple txts and calls from her lol. She was getting progressively angrier per text. I kicked into Jimmy Neutron mode and conjured up an amazing plan (lie) to get this girl back to a good place and not lose the date.
Me: My toilet clogged
Me: Sry i've been ghost
Me: You still at your friends?
Yup. The classic toilet clog manuever. Works better than the hand of god they say ;)
Her: I am...
Her: Where have you been
Me: Class, phone on airplane mode...
Me: Icecreams on me my b
Her: so should i still come there?
Me: yup im getting ready
Her: Ok im in the lobby
So we end up meeting at 2PMish instead and boy is she looking fine like wine and mad as hell. I apologize again and take her inside to grab my wallet and keys (another secret technique to get girls used to your place before pulling back later - fractionation). We hop in my mom car, the exquisite Toyota 2007 Highlander with a gold ensemble. I'm told its the only one of its kind in the state I live in. Yay me..
We grab icecream and the date is moving according to plan except every now and then she keeps reminding me of my fuck up. In the beginning, I was apologizing, then laughing it off, then switching to another topic because I did genuinely mess up. A lot of guys get hung up on industry terms like "self-amusement" and "shit test" etc. when sometimes, you really are just being an ass lol. That being said, I had already made it up to her and she was STILL bringing it up. I paid for the icecream, drove her, apologized...what else did she want? Me on my knees sucking her cock? Lol not happening. Not without whip cream first ;P
Point is, I caught on to what game she was trying to play. Most guys would cave and get wrapped around this sexy lil she-wolfs thumb. Not me. The next time she brought it up, I looked her in the eyes, calmly, stone cold, and delivered with a tinge of venom in my voice , "Are you done?" She was caught off guard, then tried to put resistance, but I slapped that away as well, "We're over this. No more...
Then I smashed :D
Wasn't that easy though, when we got to my place I carried her into my bed and started to unravel her sexy bod. She was fighting me the entire time and wasn't letting me get any :(
So I just laid there alongside her after some unnsuccessful attempts, relaxed and unreactive to any resistance she put up. I knew in my mind I was gonna fuck her, on the off chance i didnt, so what? She doesn't have a car. How else is she supposed to get home lol jk ;)
Slowly but surely, she melted into my arms...
And then on my penis :D
It just took a gentler touch. (Honestly wish I had more details, this part of the interaction was a bit fuzzy as its been a while. But the main points are here)
Note: For those of you who 'struggle' w/ LMR, LMR doesn't exist. I don't even like to use the term. You get *LMR* cause you didn't handle certain aspects of the interaction prior properly. There's no such thing as LMR. She just doesn't want to fuck you lol. True LMR is honest misgivings about a situation or token resistance girls put up to not come across easy. Those can be swatted away ezypzy
P.S. She came for seconds and could not hop off my cock for weeks after. Never even had to set up a date. She initiated and even brought me dinner to netflix n chill at my place. There wasn't a real connection on my side so I slowly tapered contact off with her. I still use her netflix account to this day tho w/o her knowing ;)
dude. text convo. FUCK YES
text convo was beauitful oh my lord.
For those of you who 'struggle' w/ LMR, LMR doesn't exist. I don't even like to use the term. You get *LMR* cause you didn't handle certain aspects of the interaction prior properly. There's no such thing as LMR. She just doesn't want to fuck you lol. True LMR is honest misgivings about a situation or token resistance girls put up to not come across easy. Those can be swatted away ezypzy
couldn't have said it better myself. Going even further you'll know you did your job extra-well when she's the one asking for it.
"Are you done?" She was caught off guard, then tried to put resistance, but I slapped that away as well, "We're over this. No more...
amazing write-up, thanks man!
So you were just being non-reactive when she wasn't let you escalate further and tried again a bit later until she was ready?
^It was more of a chilling out vibe and accepting the fact that it was going to happen. I dont NEED to push, i've done my job, she wants it, and I know it. Let the chips fall where they may.
If you want to call it non-reactivity then sure but its deeper than that.
From that headspace the right actions came through. She saw that it didnt matter to me and it increasingly mattered to her lol. Prizing ensued. She was ready for my cock
This also applies to you bonobo but in your last report you have an array of other issues that need to be addressed before this lvl. You'll get there with training my friend
daddyvajihad, that text game was gold. haha!