FULL G-Chat with my co-worker: Really great conversation to read- No Holds Barred
Thu, 04/18/2013 - 20:50
Girl: pretty pumped
got a date tonight
10:52 AM
me: with who?
Girl: forward jackson
10:53 AM
me: lol
Her: totally just for fun
not serious
but he's definitely the most fun of my options haha
me: is that a reference to his position on his local basketball team
orrr
Her: hahahahahaha
me: his attempts to physically molest you
Her: (un)fortunately the latter
me: agh
well, you know
maybe it'l be fun
Her: oh
10:54 AM
we had a blast on the first date
sooooo much fun
me: ...
Her: ....
both conversationally
me: you made it seem like he's not a a good option or something
Her: and a pretty kick ass make out
me: this one sounds like a winner
Her: no he's a great option
definitely
me: oh okay
nice
Her: but i'm pretty sure he's still in bachelor mode
10:55 AM
me: and you're in
lock me a man the fuck down
mode
Her: ehhhh
more/less yeah
yeah
me: gotcha
10:56 AM
Her: i like having guaranteed sexy times
and not having to work for it all the time
me: HAHAHAHA
you are a girl
shut the fuck up
you have no clue what it means to work for sex
Kathy: hahahahaha
...yeaaaaaaaaah
i'm pretty sure… i could walk up to any guy.. anywhere...
and be like...
let's bone.
me: but then again, I stopped chasing too
I was like, "Wellll I'm just gonna do what chicks do- fuck it"
10:57 AM
and so far it's been bomb
Her: …what do chicks do?
me: cause I don't actively go out for sex- I just go out to enjoy the experience and sex seems to happen
too many guys (myself included in the past) go out like SPECIFICALLY to get laid... like that's their mission
girls do it too but you guys are much better at going out and enjoying yourselves
10:58 AM
I think partly becuase of the pressures society puts on girls and guys respectively
Her: ahhhh yeah
me: we're sorta pressured into like going for the fuck
and you all are pressured into pretending like you don't want it
dumb as fuck
10:59 AM
Her: hahaha
yeah
it's really unfortunate
and because of this, we assume that guys are always going for the fuck
me: UNLESS they really aren't
I mean come on- it's pretty obvious
Her: oh yeah
11:00 AM
that's why i'm kind of intrigued about this jackson fellow… surprised he agreed to a second date
me: and doesn't that make you want it more from him? Like if you can tell he doesn't want it at all. like he geninely is just there to enjoy the experience
11:01 AM
Her: no
lol
me: hahaha
Her: but i'm kinda weird
me: fair enough
11:02 AM
her: if i can tell he doesn't want it at all, that doesn't make me want to fuck as much as it makes me genuinely like them
me: yeahhhhh
Her: …….but then again… i also can't be sexually attracted to someone unless i have feelings for them
again, i'm weird lol
11:07 AM
me: okay so let me get this stragith
1. If you know he doesn't want sex- it makes you like him
2. You only will have sex with someone if you have feelings for them
Her: hmmmmmm
me: 3. Not wanting sex does not make you want to fuck them more
Her: ….i see where you're going with this...
11:08 AM
me: haha
Kathy: touchéhaha
me: but the thing is that the logic isn't importnat- i get that
it's how you feel
and the truth of the matter is that it doesn't make you want to fuck them more... whether it's logical or not
I get that
11:09 AM
Me: #casualworkconversations
Her: hahahaha
me: wtvr it's more interesting than proposals
Her: well i mean… it doesn't make me want to "fuck" them...
i dunno… that has a connotation of love-em-leave-em
11:10 AM
it makes me want to do all sorts of inappropriate things to them....
and then spend the next day hanging out watching tv
with them
all snuggly
me: RIGHT
yeahhh
Her: with occasional commercial sex
me: that's my experience
commercial sex is good
11:11 AM
but as soon as the commercials are over- it's gametime bitch
Her: oh hell yeah
that hilarious moment when you're still making out… but the show comes back on and something's funny… and then you're laughing....
and it's all awkward and fun
11:15 AM
me: or when you fart and he thinks your gross
11:16 AM
Her: hahaha surprisingly that hasn't happened to me yet
got a date tonight
10:52 AM
me: with who?
Girl: forward jackson
10:53 AM
me: lol
Her: totally just for fun
not serious
but he's definitely the most fun of my options haha
me: is that a reference to his position on his local basketball team
orrr
Her: hahahahahaha
me: his attempts to physically molest you
Her: (un)fortunately the latter
me: agh
well, you know
maybe it'l be fun
Her: oh
10:54 AM
we had a blast on the first date
sooooo much fun
me: ...
Her: ....
both conversationally
me: you made it seem like he's not a a good option or something
Her: and a pretty kick ass make out
me: this one sounds like a winner
Her: no he's a great option
definitely
me: oh okay
nice
Her: but i'm pretty sure he's still in bachelor mode
10:55 AM
me: and you're in
lock me a man the fuck down
mode
Her: ehhhh
more/less yeah
yeah
me: gotcha
10:56 AM
Her: i like having guaranteed sexy times
and not having to work for it all the time
me: HAHAHAHA
you are a girl
shut the fuck up
you have no clue what it means to work for sex
Kathy: hahahahaha
...yeaaaaaaaaah
i'm pretty sure… i could walk up to any guy.. anywhere...
and be like...
let's bone.
me: but then again, I stopped chasing too
I was like, "Wellll I'm just gonna do what chicks do- fuck it"
10:57 AM
and so far it's been bomb
Her: …what do chicks do?
me: cause I don't actively go out for sex- I just go out to enjoy the experience and sex seems to happen
too many guys (myself included in the past) go out like SPECIFICALLY to get laid... like that's their mission
girls do it too but you guys are much better at going out and enjoying yourselves
10:58 AM
I think partly becuase of the pressures society puts on girls and guys respectively
Her: ahhhh yeah
me: we're sorta pressured into like going for the fuck
and you all are pressured into pretending like you don't want it
dumb as fuck
10:59 AM
Her: hahaha
yeah
it's really unfortunate
and because of this, we assume that guys are always going for the fuck
me: UNLESS they really aren't
I mean come on- it's pretty obvious
Her: oh yeah
11:00 AM
that's why i'm kind of intrigued about this jackson fellow… surprised he agreed to a second date
me: and doesn't that make you want it more from him? Like if you can tell he doesn't want it at all. like he geninely is just there to enjoy the experience
11:01 AM
Her: no
lol
me: hahaha
Her: but i'm kinda weird
me: fair enough
11:02 AM
her: if i can tell he doesn't want it at all, that doesn't make me want to fuck as much as it makes me genuinely like them
me: yeahhhhh
Her: …….but then again… i also can't be sexually attracted to someone unless i have feelings for them
again, i'm weird lol
11:07 AM
me: okay so let me get this stragith
1. If you know he doesn't want sex- it makes you like him
2. You only will have sex with someone if you have feelings for them
Her: hmmmmmm
me: 3. Not wanting sex does not make you want to fuck them more
Her: ….i see where you're going with this...
11:08 AM
me: haha
Kathy: touchéhaha
me: but the thing is that the logic isn't importnat- i get that
it's how you feel
and the truth of the matter is that it doesn't make you want to fuck them more... whether it's logical or not
I get that
11:09 AM
Me: #casualworkconversations
Her: hahahaha
me: wtvr it's more interesting than proposals
Her: well i mean… it doesn't make me want to "fuck" them...
i dunno… that has a connotation of love-em-leave-em
11:10 AM
it makes me want to do all sorts of inappropriate things to them....
and then spend the next day hanging out watching tv
with them
all snuggly
me: RIGHT
yeahhh
Her: with occasional commercial sex
me: that's my experience
commercial sex is good
11:11 AM
but as soon as the commercials are over- it's gametime bitch
Her: oh hell yeah
that hilarious moment when you're still making out… but the show comes back on and something's funny… and then you're laughing....
and it's all awkward and fun
11:15 AM
me: or when you fart and he thinks your gross
11:16 AM
Her: hahaha surprisingly that hasn't happened to me yet