Well you didn't think I was gone gone, I promised you an eternity of misery.
You don't have to pretend, Babe. I'm like a fever you can't shake.
I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron.
You have no idea how long I wanted to hear you breathe.
Well you didn't think I was gone gone, I promised you an eternity of misery.
What's up, Doc?
I donated my body to science. Except it was against my will.
If she isn't co-operating: Play nice. Or I'm gonna revisit the deep, dark well idea.
This would be so much more fun if we were naked.
Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?
A chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.
I have moves you've never seen before.
You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.
I'm steering clear of all women at the moment... trust me, it's in the best interests of women everywhere.
I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.
[Inner dialouge] Why are you standing there. That`s a girl who clearly wants to be chased. You don`t do it I will.
I really hope the game of 20 questions isn`t your secret weapon.
You have no idea what game I'm about to play.
Some girls just can`t refuse my good looks, my style and my charm and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift
Some of these really hit the spot. Good re-engagers.
