The Ultimate College Must-Have Seduction Shopping List
Headed back to Uni in 9 days and have started putting together a shopping list of things I need and such. Then I got a great idea! Let me ask these pimpsnhoes for seduction must-haves!
Essentially, what should I have in my apartment to add exciting elements, topics of discussion and nuances to dates and late night pulls!
Let's All Pitch In!!
Here's What I've Come Up With So Far:
Entertainment:
-Netflix & Moves - Self Explanatory, Movie Nights etc.
-Bluetooth Speaker - For sexytime playlist and bonus points if you can sync it up before you walk into your apartment with her and music starts playing upon entry
Miscellaneous:
-http://www.cafepress.com/+adult+aprons (CHECK THIS SHIT OUT LMAO)
*I'm thinking about purchasing an apron that has this dirty shit on it for shits n giggles. If I invite a girl over for icecream and start making shit. I put this on and it's fucking on. Gimme yer thoughts on which one you think is best.
Ideally, one that's versatile so that if she cooks for me in the morning type shit, then I can segway into more sexy times. Like a kiss the cook apron but an arrow pointing down.
-Does anybody have a cat that can do backflips? My goldfish does guitar hero but it's not that exciting :/
-Scented candles maybe?
-BB Guns? Lol
Food & Drink:
-IceCream!! - Say Goodbye to Icecream dates and hello to naughty times!! For a small price of $2.99 you can make the date at your place instead :D
-Toppings for Icecream - Add some fun & creativity to the date!! Instead of eating bland icecream, make it yourself! Woohoo! Then thoroughly apply chocolate syrup to your dick and proceed to frame it as her fault for spilling it on you. She needs to clean it up now ;)
-Alcohol - DUH
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This has the makings of a great thread honestly. Any of you slayers can take this in the future and deck the fuck out of your apartments.
Give me ideas! Wallpapers? Confetti? Anything that makes your place seem like dyanamite!!
BRO! Those aprons though!!! These are my favs (without going through all 100 pages of aprons)
- I *heart* foreplay
- blow the cook (with kiss marked out)
- phat dong takeout
- plays well with self
- blow me *cupcake with candle*
- all this AND a huge penis
As for my list:
Instruments, if you can't play any leave a harmonica laying around in plain sight and refer to it as the "mouth organ"
- Side note if you can't play any instruments buy a cheap ass guitar and take lessons for 3-4 months, it'll be well worth your investment. Guitar is so easy and very much a panty dropper
A white/cork board filled with your scrawlings of kick ass motivational quotes and your goals/ambitions/progress
- EVERY chick has commented on my wall covered in my motivational quotes/goals
(The messier/busier it looks the better)
poker set
Fruit - so many innuendos you can choose from (bananas, melons, kiwi, etc)
personally I like having hippie-dippie shit on the walls and around. Like foreign (Asian or Indian) symbols, objects (like these stress balls: https://youtu.be/caJCwqGKRCY), or incense.
books, cds/vinyls, dvds/blu-rays
^ because you can talk about your tastes and with the book titles you can reeaalllyy reveal all sorts of different things about yourself. Plus if you have physical stuff it's way easier to choose what to put on for music/movies and you can basically cater the mood however you want with whatever music/movies you have out for her to see.
Pics of you doing cool shit with friends if you've got em
Cool lights :D
"...Lets swing by and check out my lights, they are the COOLEST"
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DBINHWA/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s...
These lights are sexy AF
Yo those lights look awesome!! Imma get some, did you put them around the edge of the room or around the ceiling?
Yo those lights look awesome!! Imma get some, did you put them around the edge of the room or around the ceiling?
I have one strip on the edge of one side of the room. That was enough to light the place up.
Theo that's an amazing list. Thank you. Love the Craig F. reference lmao can't believe I didn't think of that!
Meow I'm buying those lights now.
Good shit guys.
P.S. Shopping for an apron ladies ;)
Lemme know which one you decide on!!
Alcohol, good speakers and good lightning (bright for studying, dim for having girls over). I can't even count the amount of girls i've brought to my room for "afterparty" lol. Just tell them you have alcohol or coconut water :)
For pre pre parties, get plastic cups for beer pong, beer bong, drinking games (i think charades is fun as hell lol).
I need to get netflix and a TV though.
Instead of dim light, candles. Almost every girl that gets to my room asks for the lighter and starts lighting them. I also have a lava lamp which is so fucking retro that it atracts immediate attention.
Some silly games/stuff to create that easy fun vibe. I have a rubber chick that I slap girls with which usually ends in play fighting and a velcro dart board which translates to just being goofy.
Different kinds of glasses: long drink, wine and whiskey glasses. Add/remove whatever but make sure you have atleast decent glasses for the alcohol you have.
Massage box/oil. I'd say self explanatory.
I also have some random shit spread around my room that has good stories which girls are bound to ask about, par example a butterfly knife which has a personal story that I can easily use to escalate. Make it personal so girls get a feeling about you from your room.
Extra toothbrush
Late night snacks like popcorn.
Alcohol, good speakers and good lightning (bright for studying, dim for having girls over). I can't even count the amount of girls i've brought to my room for "afterparty" lol. Just tell them you have alcohol or coconut water :)For pre pre parties, get plastic cups for beer pong, beer bong, drinking games (i think charades is fun as hell lol).
I need to get netflix and a TV though.
Good shit paps
Instead of dim light, candles. Almost every girl that gets to my room asks for the lighter and starts lighting them. I also have a lava lamp which is so fucking retro that it atracts immediate attention.Some silly games/stuff to create that easy fun vibe. I have a rubber chick that I slap girls with which usually ends in play fighting and a velcro dart board which translates to just being goofy.
Different kinds of glasses: long drink, wine and whiskey glasses. Add/remove whatever but make sure you have atleast decent glasses for the alcohol you have.
Massage box/oil. I'd say self explanatory.
I also have some random shit spread around my room that has good stories which girls are bound to ask about, par example a butterfly knife which has a personal story that I can easily use to escalate. Make it personal so girls get a feeling about you from your room.
Extra toothbrush
Late night snacks like popcorn.
OOO lava lamp that s cool. I like all of these ninja!! Good shit
Got home today and just saw 2 more things that I forgot about that seem to do well with students.
- Plants, I have 2 cactusses with googly eyes and sombrero's.
- A bible on my night stand. Which is hollowed out and is now my condom stash. Always fun to see them go to the bible with the phrase: "you didn't strike me as a religious kind of guy" and the look on their face a couple of seconds later.
OMG!!! BAHAHAHAH!! That's fucking tight
Plants and bible = genius