Taking Text Risks for Growth - Inb4 the PileOn
Tinder Convo where I basically just jacked a buncha lines from this site and put them together and then fucked up the one original line I put in... like actually tho lol
Me: I'd like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut allergy killed me
Her: I'm so grateful you've just disclosed how I can poison you if our first date is boring. prayhandemoji+blowingkissemoji
Me: Ha! Well.. I'm trying to lead a life that includes motorcycles and bad bitches. Even a bank robbery here 'n there. So if I gotta die young so be it :)
Her: Haha I could tell you'd be a handful. I swpied because I like the challenge
Me: That's kinda hawt
Me: But if you're gonna ride shotgun you'll need more than that - ya think you could be a good lookout
Her: I'm shotgun huh. So you're the getaway driver and I'm the mischief? Miss Chief could be my villain name
---This is where it goes off the rails--
Me: Mhm beb - I like a girl with a bit of a naughty side ;)
Me: Don't worry bout the cops, ima handle them for both of us
Her: Ha! You have yet to know me
Her: So tell me your story.
Me: I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Mefistofelez. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.
So couple things here (Also - i totally thought the patrick bateman monologue would be way funnier than it ended up being. I'm reading it now and it's a lil abrupt lol. I usually woulda just said what I actually do and just added a litttle bit of humor to it but kept it mostly 100... again kinda trying new things here)
1. I got super lazy - I'm better than this. As soon as I sent the naughty side line I faceplamed. I knew it was pushing things a bit. I was tryna make a dollar outta 99 cents
2. What I shoulda said, if anyhting, was "Mhm beb - I like a girl with a bit of a mischievous side ;)" - it's less cliche and uses the same wording she used which makes more sense... doesn't come across as tryhard
2. Soon as I sent that she backs off. She was IN and all I had to do was keep going down that path. I didn't have enough to make the call I made.
3. I don't think in any way it's "lost" but the rythym has been broken. It was like we were singing this son together, having fun and then I went WAY off key and she was like, "Wait.. wtf.. what am I doing here.. what's going on" and then wantd to take things back to a place she's more comfortable.
Anyway.. I don't think this is lost but yeah - give me your thoughts. I honestly just trying to experiment with the naughty line and learned a bit of a lesson with it, which is good but yeah it def. came across as tryhard
This actually pretty good, you need to bring it back to reality and inject some realness. First, I always suggest you get her number off of Tinder. After your cops line you could have said "hey shoot me your # i'm losing wifi." Then, you could have proceeded with a sincere n' silly vibe, talked about your day for sec, so on and so forth.
Come up with a good reengagement text brotha. You can reel this back in. Just make sure it's not too much in outer space.
"Pshh not much of a movie buff I take it. That's fine kitty kat, but you're gonna need a book light in the batmobile :P"
ah yeah, I def. could have gotten the number!
Yeah, I guess it's not horrible on the whole but yeah the naughty line clearly made her a lil uncomfortable. I agree it's not lost.
Meow dude- huge. Great call on the text.
**continued from above**
Her: I have no idea where you live haha what city is that?!
Her: You sound far too healthy for me
Me: Pshh not much of a movie buff I take it! That's fine kitty kat, but you're gonna need a book light in the get away mobile :P
Her: I had the feeling you were making a reference but had no clue to what so I played along. I'm terrible at pub quiz I hope you can carry the team. I prefer being out over Netflix so I'm afraid I'm not pop culture studious.
Me: It's coo beb, I can carry more than just a team and Netflix or trivia, I'll make sure we Bonnie and Clyde our way to the top :)
Her: Perfect. Next question. How presentable are you? I've got my 10 year reunion coming up and am shopping for someone who can be both charming and handsome enough to be envy inducing and asshole enough to be closet snarky with me.
Her: Private Catholic all girls prep school... You get the picture.
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thats where we're at. Kinda an interesting fork in the road here. Like there's just so much to play off of here. But at the same time this is dangerously close to being a "come let me show you off but not hook up" frame.
Im not going to answer the question, instead I'm going to play off of a few of the bombs she dropped - like private catholic school girl?! Uhm, yes please?
Dude what? No lol. She's asking you out...
Just lead this, make it into a date, get her number, go on the date, then fuck her infront of the Jesus statue after the sermon. That or the janitorial closet...either works.
also take pics
O lol. I read some advice Manwhore gave one of the other guys about how he was falling into some sort of trap where the girl like perades him around but didn't wanna hook up.
Had ad that on my mind when I read this. Coo guess I just over thought it lol
That's only a particular type of dude and it's only becaues he allows for it. It's not typical standard fare for a regular guy. I just happened to see it as it was happening
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
She wants to not only bang you but potentially show you off to her friends so they can be envious of her lol.
This could be a hilarious scenario.
Yeah, that's cool by me. I wonder like how much of that is actually due to the texting and how much is just like she saw my profile and happened to be into it lol wtvr
If anything it was prob the 2 heavy hitters I landed up front that I stole from Jihad and Manwhore - Jihad's chocolate line and then that motorcycle line that Manwhore didn't use as a text but had said it in something he posted and i was like holy shit that's an amazing text
Get her out nigguh. Tell her that you guys need to get drinks first and plan the takeover of the party with your dance moves.
LOL well I made things a little more difficult for myself because I misinterpreted that text. I actually felt a lil weird sending my response but was like, "No. Got to do something to get out of this frame".
Anyway - yeah.. still can get her out but for sure shot myself in the foot a lil here lol
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Me: lol omg! Private catholic school girl like all that's missing is a pic in your uniform but Im not gonna say more cause I told my mom i'd behave today devilemoji
Me: Oh gawd clearly not presentabl when I say things like that ha!
Her: Ha!
Me: Honestly, though, look beb, I'm obviously badass and can handle a lil reunion but if you want a Ken doll to sho around I'll help ya find osmeone else and we can meet for drinks after :)
(Haha like reading this now I'm actually laughing out out loud at how absurd this text is. Like the girl just was tryna ask me out and in response I like come out of left field and just all-out windmill slam her.. lol like wtf)
Me: Either way you can't tell your friends were robbin banks on the side they totally wouldn't approve lol
Her: Haha k just sitting back waiting for you to show a little interest in who I am. I'm asking all the quesitons beb
Me: Hehe so tell me your story
Her: I never can find matching socks, sometimes I go to "grab a drink" and purposely lose people for a bit so I can do my own thing, I have a cat named Admiral, I don't think it's healthy for people to stay close friends with their exes and I'm in favor of the Facebook purge, sometimes I smoke or do recreational drugs, I work upwards of 50 hours a week and commute on top of that so I'm looking for a new job after 2 years at Apple, but in the meantime my first alarm goes off at 5:30... I'll try to think of more of my worst qualities while you tell me yours
holy smokes that was a doozy lol idk how to even respond to that behemith of a message right now
Are you fucking kidding bro? She is opening up to you like a flower just flow with it. First off, qualify her a bit cuz' she sounds awesome, then tell her how awesome you are.
"Dayyum (name), you live an interesting life, maybe you can cat woman after all"
"I work at (....), but do it (...) on the side cuz' (...) blah blah blah
This girl definitely got her hands on the textgame manual before any of us
"just sitting back waiting for you to show a little interest in who i am"
^ Daaaaaayamn! #savageaf
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Hahaha dudes I had the EXACT same reaction. Was like shiattt
lol savageaf hits it
Wtf this chick is a badass. Keep up posted!!
I didn't even read any of the rest of this thread only that part. Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male