Psycho bish trying to pin her pregnancy on me, lol
Me - 2 mins later: Who dis
Girl: I have an important question I really need answered. Please talk to me.
Girl - 3 mins later: me happened.
Girl: thing came off or if I was exposed to your bed or whatever I need you to help me remember. I don't want to freak you out! I just really need you to tell
Girl: I stayed at your house one night. We met in the casino. And I am late. I need to know if we slept together. I don't think we did. But if my pants or any
Me: What? Lol
Me: No idea who you are
Girl - 2 mins later: I met you at the casino! You took me back to your house and I left before you woke up. You sent me a picture of yourself. Remember? I played music for y
Me - 1 min later: Oh lol hi how are you. No nothing happened : *(
Girl - 1 min later: ou that you loved lol. And I just remember you being on top of me but I don't think we slept together.
Me - 2 mins later: Yeah you were a huge gay that night and we didn't hook up
Girl: to me lol. I have a super rich man to take care of me and if I am pregnant the baby as well. I wouldn't want anything from you I promise. Not trying to
Girl: freak you out. I just need to know if there i any chance it could be yours.
Me: Nope not mine
Girl: I'm okay! Kinda freaking the Fuck out lol! Are you sure? I can't remember if I woke up with my pants on! And I think you may have got yourself off next
Girl - 1 min later: t liiiikely but possible. I'm freaking out a little over here.
Girl: Lol. Yeah I'm a huge gay! Do you remember if I slept with my pants off though? I mean it is possible if you got off next to me and my pants were off! No
Me - 1 min later: No your pants didn't come off
Girl: Phew! You're hundred percent?
Me: And no I didn't "get off" next to you haha.
Girl - 1 min later: I think you did!
Girl: You were watching porn!
Me - 1 min later: Nope
i'm going to get that glue-like shot up my balls one day, temporary 5-10 year baby-juice blocker
i feel that this deserves a bump :}
Wow. Rawdoggin the randoms... surprised.
I had a girl call me up once and tell me that I got her pregnant and she wants money for an abortion. I told her i didnt even cum so she gave up on the story. She then called me back 10minutes later and asked me if I wanted to hang out again LOL. Theres some cazy hos out there.
Boomer you dumb monkey how did you arrive at that conclusion.
LOL @ the Lynch's Interview reference
HAHAHA oh man this is amazing!
So you think this chick was trying to get money from you then?
What would her move been. How woudl she have pulled that off?
Lol just remembered this chick. I wonder what her deal was