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Psycho bish trying to pin her pregnancy on me, lol

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Girl: Hey

Me - 2 mins later: Who dis

Girl: I have an important question I really need answered. Please talk to me.

Girl - 3 mins later: me happened.

Girl: thing came off or if I was exposed to your bed or whatever I need you to help me remember. I don't want to freak you out! I just really need you to tell

Girl: I stayed at your house one night. We met in the casino. And I am late. I need to know if we slept together. I don't think we did. But if my pants or any

Me: What? Lol

Me: No idea who you are

Girl - 2 mins later: I met you at the casino! You took me back to your house and I left before you woke up. You sent me a picture of yourself. Remember? I played music for y

Me - 1 min later: Oh lol hi how are you. No nothing happened : *(

Girl - 1 min later: ou that you loved lol. And I just remember you being on top of me but I don't think we slept together.

Me - 2 mins later: Yeah you were a huge gay that night and we didn't hook up

Girl: to me lol. I have a super rich man to take care of me and if I am pregnant the baby as well. I wouldn't want anything from you I promise. Not trying to

Me: =(

Girl: freak you out. I just need to know if there i any chance it could be yours.

Me: Nope not mine

Girl: I'm okay! Kinda freaking the Fuck out lol! Are you sure? I can't remember if I woke up with my pants on! And I think you may have got yourself off next

Girl - 1 min later: t liiiikely but possible. I'm freaking out a little over here.

Girl: Lol. Yeah I'm a huge gay! Do you remember if I slept with my pants off though? I mean it is possible if you got off next to me and my pants were off! No

Me - 1 min later: No your pants didn't come off

Girl: Okay!

Girl: Phew! You're hundred percent?

Me: And no I didn't "get off" next to you haha.

Me: Yes

Girl - 1 min later: I think you did!

Girl: You were watching porn!

Me - 1 min later: Nope

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immaculate conception
immaculate conception, if she's mexican and names the baby Hey-soos, watch out
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So did you actually spank one
So did you actually spank one out? or..
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haha, that was great.
haha, that was great.
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No. None of that shit
No. None of that shit happened. I posted about this girl the night she was over it was hilarious. Comes home with me then refuses to get intimate at all. So I just passed out I didn't care. Sure enough she turns out to be a Supernut
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Lol what a dumbass.
Lol what a dumbass.
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Da fuq...
Da fuq...
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LMAO. This is awesome.
LMAO. This is awesome.
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lmao! +1 reminder for
lmao! +1 reminder for anit-baby protections

i'm going to get that glue-like shot up my balls one day, temporary 5-10 year baby-juice blocker
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Yeah I had another girl try
Yeah I had another girl try to tell me she might be pregnant with my kid, I blew that one off pff. Never found out what she did, if she actually wasn't pregnant just late, or if she was just trying to get money from me like this girl was, and then realized just like this girl that I wasn't going to go for it LOL. But yeah I did stick it in her without a condom so she had more of a case lol. 
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i feel that this deserves a

i feel that this deserves a bump :}

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Wow. Rawdoggin the randoms...

Wow. Rawdoggin the randoms... surprised.

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I had a girl call me up once

I had a girl call me up once and tell me that I got her pregnant and she wants money for an abortion. I told her i didnt even cum so she gave up on the story. She then called me back 10minutes later and asked me if I wanted to hang out again LOL. Theres some cazy hos out there.

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Boomer you dumb monkey how

Boomer you dumb monkey how did you arrive at that conclusion. 

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Its like marshawn lynch's

Its like marshawn lynch's latest interview, except you just reply no to every comment 


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LOL @ the Lynch's Interview

LOL @ the Lynch's Interview reference

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HAHAHA oh man this is

HAHAHA oh man this is amazing! 

So you think this chick was trying to get money from you then? 

What would her move been. How woudl she have pulled that off? 

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Lol just remembered this

Lol just remembered this chick. I wonder what her deal was

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