POF girl 2
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 03:16
Lmao another one. Thanks MW I totally took the folding body line right out of one of your posts.
Me: After a rigorous brief review of your profile it seems that we both enjoy running marathons daily and swimming with baby seals,
looking forward to our trip to Paris in a hot air balloon.
Her: Awhhh paris! Marathon?no lol
Me: I'm in the parking lot testing the balloon right now,pack your bags although you don't need much,flip
flops and a hat for the sun.
Her: Be on my way! Wats yur nationality?
next day
Me: I am Batman's only son. What about you babe
Her: Wtf lol
Me: I know it's fucking crazy girl. If you're ever in a pinch I can just anchor my balloon down to protect you
from tigers or mean ppl.
Just not on Wednesdays- it's my night off
Her: Lol k
Me: Youre a feisty little girl aren't you.. I might have to put you in a time out. Or in a french maid outfit. My
cabinets are getting dusty...
Her: No yu can where that and dust MY cabinets! ;)
Her: Little boy!
Me: Sweetie I would much rather see you in a maid outfit. From the looks of things it looks like you have a
nice behind. If you're allergic to dust you can bend down and pick things up for me ;)
Her:.wat would yu do if i did?
Me: I would come up behind you as you do things that please me, feel your body fold into mine as I pull
you in, bite softly into your neck as I slide my hands down around you waist, then up between your
legs.
Her: Yeah??do more please!
Me: Patience love.. Shoot me a text so I can stalk you thru your phone ### ### ###2
Me: After a rigorous brief review of your profile it seems that we both enjoy running marathons daily and swimming with baby seals,
looking forward to our trip to Paris in a hot air balloon.
Her: Awhhh paris! Marathon?no lol
Me: I'm in the parking lot testing the balloon right now,pack your bags although you don't need much,flip
flops and a hat for the sun.
Her: Be on my way! Wats yur nationality?
next day
Me: I am Batman's only son. What about you babe
Her: Wtf lol
Me: I know it's fucking crazy girl. If you're ever in a pinch I can just anchor my balloon down to protect you
from tigers or mean ppl.
Just not on Wednesdays- it's my night off
Her: Lol k
Me: Youre a feisty little girl aren't you.. I might have to put you in a time out. Or in a french maid outfit. My
cabinets are getting dusty...
Her: No yu can where that and dust MY cabinets! ;)
Her: Little boy!
Me: Sweetie I would much rather see you in a maid outfit. From the looks of things it looks like you have a
nice behind. If you're allergic to dust you can bend down and pick things up for me ;)
Her:.wat would yu do if i did?
Me: I would come up behind you as you do things that please me, feel your body fold into mine as I pull
you in, bite softly into your neck as I slide my hands down around you waist, then up between your
legs.
Her: Yeah??do more please!
Me: Patience love.. Shoot me a text so I can stalk you thru your phone ### ### ###2