My text game is SH**T! How can I improve this CONVO and in general ?

"I hope you're still cute :).. and carnival didn't fatten you up"

what were you trying to do with this?

Changed directions in the vibe abruptly, not to mention how not cool saying how you hope she didn't "fatten up" that's gross and I can't imagine a world where that line would work unless there's some kind of inside joke involved. 

should've found out her schedule in a not needy way and then led to something about breaking her away from the brainwashing or some joke about what she studied. 

Everything after that was just downhill, I was surprised she kept replying. You must be goodish friends or I don't know. Also I gotta say way to have the ballz to say and do some of this stuff. At least you're not afraid of taking risks. 

I know my text game is bad.

This is what I was thinking!

"I hope you're still cute :).. and carnival didn't fatten you up"

I was thinking that she will qualify herself and tell me no and how she still looks good... I was trying to be funny and goofy, I honestly do not know what I am doing. I am trying to put on a PUA persona, I don't normally talk like this. I feel very strange when texting girls, mate.

You don't deserve women. 

How do you think calling women fat is something you should be doing? Wtf man. Is that a "neg"? Are you somehow convinced if you end up with the right internet dating guru he'll teach you how to get women by calling them fat? 

How do you think calling women fat is something you should be doing?

I meant it as a neg, not to insult her.

Wtf man. Is that a "neg"?

Ya it was, I was also trying to be funny. 

To be honest, I have many bad and unhealthy habits that I learnt from PUA.
 

Dude if you can't talk to women without nastily insulting them you shouldn't be around them. 

No shit she's not going to hang out with you, no shit you're never going to know about her "sex" or however she described it. Geezez dude.

There's a TON of text convo threads on this forum. READ them, please.