LMAOOOOOO!! New Gold Standard for "Last Minute Linguistics" .. from an MW Skype training student's weekly write-up
"We watched the movie for almost an hour. I kept talking to her about random stuff. Sometimes leaning on her shoulder, whispering in her ear. When I felt she was pretty comfortable, I paused the movie and pulled her and started kissing her. She responded and we kissed a bit but she withdrew when after a little bit. I gave her another 5 min and said you can finish the movie later and we will shoot our porn now. And then things just went well. She spent the night."
Actually the whole lay report is pretty rockstar he used text game quite masterfully to segue (Jihad SEGUE not segway) into a first date at his place.
Fuckin' dude still insists on not proofreading his write-ups tho, lol.