Instagram DM- Super duper hottie- gimme advice
Me: Ok. I either know you from years ago (freshman-sophmore year of high school) OR you were that girl from the town over that peed in those cupcakes
Me: pls explain yourself :)
Her: i'm definitely the cupcake girl
Me:ahh shit
Me: thank gawd I didn't eat that chocolate chip cupcake for lunch
Me:...anyways hows school the bakery treatin yah..I mean school
Her: haha do I actually know you from school or something??
Me: lol we've defintely met before i'm from (town)
Me: I'm just trying to figure out if youre a crazy gril from (town) or a stoner from (town) :P
Me: I saw you in my suggested friends and I was like OH SHIT how do I know her
Her: I am neither of those
Her: I used to hang in (my hometown) a little bit because I had family there
Me: lol you must have crashed a party or something home ;)
Me: Gonna be pissed if I find out you drank my mikes hard lemonades
Her: haha idk but def wouldn't drink those wan't me
Me: really? your account screams I sip girly drinks with my girlfriends while I watch the bachelorette
Me: its ok I like twisted tea occassionaly
Her: way off
Me: on a serious note, where are you from?
Her: I have tequila tattooed inside my lip and thats what me and my girls did for girls day if that gives you a better idea of how me and my girlfriends are
Me: lol thats actually pretty cool chickiepoo
Me: My tequila of choice is Pedro Morales. He blesses me with the ability to throw down breathtaking dance moves and the inspiration to speak shitty spanish
Me: If you're on the Jose shit go back to Mexico girl
Not too bad... I need to level up my game though. I actually may have met this chick years ago or I've just heard people speak about her cuz' she's that hot.
Wrong texting modality
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tool much sincere n' silly?
Yeah
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Kewl thats what I was thinking. I believe the opener was on point though, maybe no "pls" and no emoji would improve it...then continue with that vibe till she bites.
When she said that shit about tequila tattooed inside her lip I wanted to go, "Well I got a lime-flavored dick if that gives you a better idea of how me and my friends are"
LOL
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Craft a reengagement text that hits at the same emotional level she's coming from. Not necessarily level of creativity, but her use of vernacular and her emotional rhythm/pacing. She's very chill, but not subdued. Like an alligator in the water casually eyeing a passing Meow.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
When she said that shit about tequila tattooed inside her lip I wanted to go, "Well I got a lime-flavored dick if that gives you a better idea of how me and my friends are"LOL
HAHA!
Me: Pfff what did you go on a tequila bender again
Me: My tremednously intuitive sense of the female creature infroms me you are troubled <--stolen from Jihad thread
Her: Troubled in general or at the moment
Me: Troubled like you havent read a book in 5 years
Her: oh yeah you got me
Her: you def have a good read on people
Me: well ugh all I know about you is the tequila tat
Me: which doesn't exactly paint you as a scholar
Her: shouldn't judge a book by its cover, which you being all into books over there should know right
Me: not trying to judge you kitty kat just want to see what youre into and if my dog would like you
Her: well you're not doing the best job at the whole non judegment thing but tis cool. im in a masters program so im not that concerned obviously your dog would like me unless it sucks
Me: oh cool
Me: yeah maybe rox would llike you unless you're a cat person
Me:nasty
Those last texts were not calibrated right.
Yep terrible. Almost placating
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Was it time for me to go loverboy or did she need more bad boy undertones? Whatever I sent was just ghey.
Was it time for me to go loverboy or did she need more bad boy undertones? Whatever I sent was just ghey.