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How do you guys come up with these funny texts?

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Like these flirty and funny texts about m&ms and shit, I’m copy and pasting Manwhores texts and that shit is a little intimidating, because I have to keep up mentally with the banter and the wit but I can’t.

Obviously, this all flows from a certain mindset and mental place. I honestly feel like my brain is like broken lol. Like those parts of the brain responsible for being witty and funny with women are like destroyed.

I’m like “why the fuck does this work so well?” I can’t understand it. It gets so much more investment and participation from the girls. 

Ok, my own texts get the girls to meet up too but it’s alot more bland and Its not going to set me apart from other guys who DO know how to banter and be witty and playful in that special way you guys know how to be. 

I dont fucking get it. I remember being 13 and doing this on AIM but like then like I changed and became all serious and dark.

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Alright here's the dirty

Alright here's the dirty truth to my texting.

about 30-40% of what I text is pure original material. The other 60-70% is usually at least partly derived from texts I've seen on the forum. 

Im just constantly adding and I know what flows in certain places and the general vibe I need so I'm able to just plug and play at this point. 

Also, when I'm texting with chicks and we're going back and forth I get energized and it kinda just automatically spurs my creativity - that's where my best shit comes from.. like two flushers

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Sure maybe now after a years

Sure maybe now after a years long break, what about back in the day when you were sharp af? Clearly superb here's got other issues interfering, but I figured at least back in the day you were pretty damn inventive 

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Manwhore wrote:Sure maybe

Manwhore wrote:
Sure maybe now after a years long break, what about back in the day when you were sharp af? Clearly superb here's got other issues interfering, but I figured at least back in the day you were pretty damn inventive 

 yeah I wasnt considering my audience with that reply. The creativity mostly comes from just getting into flow when I'm texting. 

Like me when I'm texting back and forth shit just starts to pop out and I don't even know where it comes from- just flow state. It's the same for my longer writing samples/ best ones are when I'm in flow.

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Buddha is reusing his own

Buddha is reusing his own messages from the forum haha

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Disclaimer: I'm not good at text game at all and just getting back to after a while. But have the same issue so here is my take. I'd like to see others' opinions on this as well.

The forum and other inspirations (like memes or some humor you can directly bring to test) are definitely good frameworks and even 'triggers' to get into this mindset imo. So I try to leverage that to some level.

There's always a few given things to work with (what she mentioned, your history together, or what happened with you) and also where you want to take the convo ( in most cases: showcasing that you're the shit in a great way and progressing for a meetup). 

So it comes down to brainstorming how to get from A to B. How can I make the dull A into an awesome B, what can be the bridge. You can clearly see them in some of the posts here.

Then your brain is thinking on this and will come up with some solutions. The more you do it the better you get. And you can reuse your own texts and associations the next time so you have a better starting point.

There's a lot more to it, MW has a great text on breaking things down. You better sign up for his training haha.

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So like Tim says "how can I



So like Tim says "how can I make this fun?" Got it. Thanks.

Yeah, I'm pretty bugged out. I could solve a lot of problems just accepting that I STILL haven't outgrown flawless natural and still need to stay on that direct game newbie level. I lack too much
experience for anything else. I'm correlating SKILL with COMPLEXITY and thats not even true. If it's working to get laid why change
anything?

So, I have to work on tapping into my "woo" when texting. Holy fuck. I've been like scammed by PUA.


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I did the same thing as

I did the same thing as Buddha and am totally on deck w his response.

i read countless txt reports from this forum and went from there and now I know what works and doesn’t. Flow state is big too.

understand the nuances and where you’re at and then its plug and play. 

Grab a tinder and get your reps in.

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But by saying "plug 'n play"

But by saying "plug 'n play" you're subtly insinuating something else... 

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Manwhore wrote: But by saying

Manwhore wrote:
But by saying "plug 'n play" you're subtly insinuating something else... 

i know - it's not plug and play. Wrong use of words. 

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Yeah but don’t make it some

Yeah but don’t make it some sorta tactic dude. Your own texts should make you chuckle lol. Except, simultaneously be mindful of how the texts might be received. 

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Yup wrong choice :p lol -

Yup wrong choice :p lol - Meant that you know what works and when. What kind of vibe you want to throw down, what kind of emotions are needed and where the girl is at so you can lead her through the process. 

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As someone who has had to

As someone who has had to spend a considerable amount of time on these recently to try and improve, I think my perspective is a bit different. 

I was coming from the exact OPPOSITE end of the spectrum as you. I was so intimidated by hot women that the thought of sending some of this stuff gave me unease. Obviously for you it’s clear you think you are texting a lesser human being, and harbor some serious hatred towards them, which is equally bad. 

The only way you can begin to actually CRAFT these messages and not just copy and paste is to actually get to the same headspace that all of the guys above with super strong text game are in. If the goal is leadership, seduction, etc and it’s coming from the correct mindset, this stuff will start to stick. IF you continue with your psychobable thoigh, you will constantly struggle being a chameleon and never be able to correctly apply what is a very powerful texting mindset 

the more I focused on inner game (and reading hundreds of text reports) the easier this has started* to become 

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Slick we made those texts

Slick we made those texts from your thread on the spot during last session. I don't remember quite how many it was, but did you get any sort of grasp of the process? 

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I think if I “just let go” of

I think if I “just let go” of outcome that it will all handle itself.

Like I’m always trying to control everything all the time. When I let go and just act like there’s nothing to lose or gain I send out good texts and do a little better in field.

All in all, it seems this is all a big fucking joke and I take it too seriously. 

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I'm finishing up a response

I'm finishing up a response to your replies in the other thread, Superb. You finally presented a situation I can't ignore

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Manwhore wrote: Slick we made

Manwhore wrote:
Slick we made those texts from your thread on the spot during last session. I don't remember quite how many it was, but did you get any sort of grasp of the process? 

yes, made way more sense actually seeing it happen versus just reading it happening from other people’s experiences