How To Deal With Them Policias
I know MW did a podcast a while back with a lawyer on this subject but I found this recently on the internet tubes. Figured if you save it on your phone it could be a useful cheat sheet on how to deal with those tricky coppers and knowing your rights.
That's pretty cool that you found all that on one image.
Being argumentative and obstinate is probably the #1 way people fuck themselves. There are officers who are specifically looking to provoke this behavior. It's a game they play. If you lose your cool, you lose the game and they use that as an excuse to walk all over you. Body language and tone of voice is a HUGE deal when saying something like, "I'm not going to anwer that."
In addition to that, if an officer orders you out of the vehicle, grab your keys, make sure all doors are locked/windows rolled up, and step out, locking the door behind you.
I had a tangle with the cops once where I had my laptop plugged into a wall outlet and someone called it in as a burglary. They literally pulled me out of my vehicle at gunpoint, cuffed me and sat me on the hood of a cruiser and searched my vehicle, before I had any chance to lock it or say anything. I just sat on the hood of the car and said, "I don't consent to this."
I wasn't worried in the slightest though, cuz I knew they had fucked themselves with anything they would charge me with by how they searched me.
The officer watching me kept trying to get me to admit guilt by pointing at the computer plugged in and said, "Do you see anyting wrong with this picture?" I just looked at him and shrugged.
Then later the other officer asked me (seemingly offhandedly), "Did you know it was illegal to do that?" I just smiled and said, "I'm not answering that." For saying that, he wrote me TWO misdemeanor citations (up to $1400 fines and a year in jail). I got both dismissed before they even went to trial.
Also, there's a REASON why cops tend to write two or more citations. It's so that when you go to court to plea, you'll accept the PLEA BARGAIN, which is usually "Plea guilty to this charge and we'll drop the other one..."
That's a trick as well, to make you bend over and take it.
Here's full size so you can actually read the damn thing. Good info
In the slightest
I bet you're a Colts fan
Nah I'm a Tom Brady supporter..Michigan alum
This is a crazy game. I hope Jim Irsay has constipation tonight
I got two naked sluts in my shower right now
Is one of them a pug